Battle #2676 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XXI, SirGoo, Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2676: James Paige vs OMEGA Mk. XXIII, Sludgehammer, Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 3314/3314 MP: 50/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First strike goes to James Paige. Slime will spill! Go!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 3314/3314 MP: 110/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 100/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

OMEGA Mk. XXIII is our next attacker!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXIII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XXIII. A barrier surrounds Sir Goowain. A barrier surrounds Sludgehammer.

James Paige	Status HP: 3314/3314 MP: 110/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 45/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 3314/3314 MP: 110/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 45/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige slips out of the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 3314/3314 MP: 170/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 45/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 253 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 194 damage!

OMEGA Mk. XXIII takes 139 damage!

Sludgehammer takes 367 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 3314/3314 MP: 84/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 95/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 533/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will OMEGA Mk. XXIII respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXIII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XXIII gains 250 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 3314/3314 MP: 84/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 533/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 529 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2785/3314 MP: 84/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 533/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2785/3314 MP: 144/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 275/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 533/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 544 damage! Sludgehammer cries out in defeat!

James Paige	Status HP: 2785/3314 MP: 24/1357 Str: 320 Agi: 380 Int: 301
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 405/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 275/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for OMEGA Mk. XXIII.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXIII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XXIII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 100 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 2685/3314 MP: 24/1357 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Roughed Up (4)
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 295/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 316/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 41 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 2644/3314 MP: 84/1357 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (5) Roughed Up (4)
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 295/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 249/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2505/3314 MP: 84/1357 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4) Roughed Up (3)
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 345/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞) Super Shield (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 249/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, OMEGA Mk. XXIII!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXIII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XXIII passes sentence on James Paige.

James Paige takes 264 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2241/3314 MP: 84/1357 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4) Roughed Up (3)
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 205/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1803/2250 MP: 290/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 112 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2129/3314 MP: 144/1357 Str: 256 Agi: 380 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4) Roughed Up (3)
Dispel Spray Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 860/999 MP: 205/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1753/2250 MP: 231/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!