Battle #2670 (F): JamPai, JamClo, JamClo vs JudSli

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2670: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold?

James Paige	Status HP: 2815/2815 MP: 50/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

First attacker is James Paige. And... go!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Judge Slimehold. Judge Slimehold looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 2815/2815 MP: 80/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 88/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Go!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 161 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 2654/2815 MP: 200/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 26/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2614/2815 MP: 200/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 64/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 138 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2476/2815 MP: 320/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 24/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 579/2815 MP: 0/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1238/1407 MP: 68/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (6)
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James Clone	Status HP: 619/1407 MP: -19/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (6)
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Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 62/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 138 damage! Judge Slimehold is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 441/2815 MP: 0/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1238/1407 MP: 128/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (6)
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James Clone	Status HP: 619/1407 MP: -19/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (6)
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Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 949/999 MP: 22/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for James Clone!
Battle!

James Clone fires a strange ray at Judge Slimehold. Judge Slimehold looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 441/2815 MP: 0/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1198/1407 MP: 98/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5)
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James Clone	Status HP: 619/1407 MP: 41/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (6)
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Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 949/999 MP: 22/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 191 Shrunk (5) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

How will James Clone respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Clone tells Judge Slimehold an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Judge Slimehold's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 441/2815 MP: 120/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1198/1407 MP: 98/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5)
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James Clone	Status HP: 579/1407 MP: 7/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5)
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Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 949/999 MP: 22/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 124 Stupefied (6) Shrunk (5) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 401/2815 MP: 120/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1198/1407 MP: 98/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5)
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James Clone	Status HP: 579/1407 MP: 7/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 949/999 MP: 46/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 124 Stupefied (6) Shrunk (5) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 124 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 401/2815 MP: 120/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1198/1407 MP: 158/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 579/1407 MP: 7/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 949/999 MP: 180/600 Str: 191 Agi: 191 Int: 124 Stupefied (5) Shrunk (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

All eyes are on James Clone for the next attack!
Battle!

James Clone rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 42 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 401/2815 MP: 120/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1158/1407 MP: 114/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4)
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James Clone	Status HP: 579/1407 MP: 67/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5)
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Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 907/999 MP: 180/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 124 Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5) Shrunk (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Clone is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Clone grievously wounds Judge Slimehold! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 135 damage! Judge Slimehold bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 401/2815 MP: 240/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1158/1407 MP: 114/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4)
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James Clone	Status HP: 539/1407 MP: 9/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4)
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Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 772/999 MP: 180/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 124 Slime Loss (7) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5) Shrunk (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 239 damage! Judge Slimehold drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 361/2815 MP: 171/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1158/1407 MP: 174/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4)
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James Clone	Status HP: 539/1407 MP: 9/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4)
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Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 533/999 MP: 180/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 124 Off Guard (3) Slime Loss (7) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5) Shrunk (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Clone steps forward.
Battle!

James Clone hardens its body and smashes into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 146 damage! Judge Slimehold drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 361/2815 MP: 171/1236 Str: 310 Agi: 370 Int: 301 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1118/1407 MP: 108/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (3)
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James Clone	Status HP: 539/1407 MP: 69/618 Str: 155 Agi: 185 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4)
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Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 387/999 MP: 180/600 Str: 191 Agi: 76 Int: 124 Off Guard (5) Slime Loss (7) Paralyzed (2) Stupefied (5) Shrunk (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Clone is ready to fight!
Battle!