Battle #2659 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XXI, SirGoo, Slu

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2659: James Paige vs OMEGA Mk. XXIII, Sludgehammer, Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 2768/2768 MP: 50/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is James Paige. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2768/2768 MP: 110/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 100/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, OMEGA Mk. XXIII!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXIII calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds OMEGA Mk. XXIII. A barrier surrounds Sir Goowain. A barrier surrounds Sludgehammer.

James Paige	Status HP: 2768/2768 MP: 110/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 45/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Super Shield (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2768/2768 MP: 110/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 45/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Super Shield (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 150 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 2618/2768 MP: 230/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301 Slime Loss (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 45/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Super Shield (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige tells OMEGA Mk. XXIII an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over OMEGA Mk. XXIII's mind.

James Paige prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2578/2768 MP: 165/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301 Slime Loss (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 77/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (6) Super Shield (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is OMEGA Mk. XXIII.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXIII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XXIII gains 162 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2578/2768 MP: 165/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301 Slime Loss (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 249/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (5) Super Shield (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 248 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2330/2768 MP: 165/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301 Slime Loss (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 249/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (5) Super Shield (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 125/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 309 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2021/2768 MP: 285/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301 Slime Loss (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 249/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (5) Super Shield (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 125/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1981/2768 MP: 285/1212 Str: 310 Agi: 360 Int: 301 Slime Loss (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 281/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (5) Super Shield (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 125/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! OMEGA Mk. XXIII is up.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXIII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XXIII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 103 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1878/2768 MP: 285/1212 Str: 248 Agi: 360 Int: 301 Roughed Up (4) Slime Loss (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 171/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (4) Super Shield (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 145/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Super Shield (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 261 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1617/2768 MP: 285/1212 Str: 248 Agi: 360 Int: 270 Roughed Up (4) Slime Loss (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 171/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (4) Super Shield (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Super Shield (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 80/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1617/2768 MP: 393/1212 Str: 248 Agi: 360 Int: 270 Roughed Up (4) Slime Loss (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 171/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (4) Super Shield (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 80/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige passes sentence on Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 552 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1494/2768 MP: 267/1212 Str: 248 Agi: 360 Int: 270 Roughed Up (3) Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 203/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (4) Super Shield (1) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 348/900 MP: 80/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is OMEGA Mk. XXIII.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXIII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XXIII gains 162 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1494/2768 MP: 267/1212 Str: 248 Agi: 360 Int: 270 Roughed Up (3) Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXIII	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 375/600 Str: 250 Agi: 250 Int: 162 Stupefied (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 348/900 MP: 100/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!