Battle #2647 (F): JamPai vs OMEMk.XXI

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2647: James Paige vs OMEGA Mk. XXII!

James Paige	Status HP: 2766/2766 MP: 50/1211 Str: 310 Agi: 350 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 24000/24000 MP: 50/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

First strike goes to James Paige. Come out fighting!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into OMEGA Mk. XXII.

OMEGA Mk. XXII takes 1912 damage! OMEGA Mk. XXII drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 2766/2766 MP: 44/1211 Str: 310 Agi: 350 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 22088/24000 MP: 94/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

Brace yourselves for OMEGA Mk. XXII!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXII conjures a shield onto slimeself. OMEGA Mk. XXII is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 2766/2766 MP: 164/1211 Str: 310 Agi: 350 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 22088/24000 MP: 72/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (6) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige passes sentence on OMEGA Mk. XXII.

OMEGA Mk. XXII takes 2226 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2766/2766 MP: 44/1211 Str: 310 Agi: 350 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 19862/24000 MP: 116/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (6) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

Brace yourselves for OMEGA Mk. XXII!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XXII gains 220 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2766/2766 MP: 164/1211 Str: 310 Agi: 350 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 19862/24000 MP: 336/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2766/2766 MP: 164/1211 Str: 310 Agi: 350 Int: 301
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 19862/24000 MP: 380/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (5)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

OMEGA Mk. XXII is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XXII pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 81 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 2685/2766 MP: 284/1211 Str: 248 Agi: 350 Int: 301 Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 19862/24000 MP: 260/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into OMEGA Mk. XXII.

OMEGA Mk. XXII takes 1258 damage!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2603/2766 MP: 215/1211 Str: 248 Agi: 350 Int: 301 Roughed Up (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 18604/24000 MP: 304/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (4)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

OMEGA Mk. XXII is just getting started!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXII charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2603/2766 MP: 335/1211 Str: 248 Agi: 350 Int: 301 Roughed Up (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 18604/24000 MP: 304/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a brick summoning spell!

OMEGA Mk. XXII takes 1134 damage!

OMEGA Mk. XXII takes 1224 damage!

OMEGA Mk. XXII takes 1134 damage!

OMEGA Mk. XXII takes 1134 damage!

OMEGA Mk. XXII takes 1009 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2521/2766 MP: 249/1211 Str: 248 Agi: 350 Int: 301 Roughed Up (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 12969/24000 MP: 348/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

Watch out! OMEGA Mk. XXII is up.
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXII unleashes a charged attack!

OMEGA Mk. XXII casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 181 damage!

James Paige takes 270 damage!

James Paige takes 263 damage!

OMEGA Mk. XXII enchants its attack! OMEGA Mk. XXII finds James Paige worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 300 damage! James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1507/2766 MP: 369/1211 Str: 243 Agi: 350 Int: 301 Diseased (3) Roughed Up (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 12969/24000 MP: 64/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1415/2766 MP: 369/1211 Str: 243 Agi: 350 Int: 301 Diseased (2) Roughed Up (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 12969/24000 MP: 108/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (2)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

How will OMEGA Mk. XXII respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXII maximizes its attack! OMEGA Mk. XXII launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 319 damage! OMEGA Mk. XXII is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1096/2766 MP: 489/1211 Str: 243 Agi: 350 Int: 301 Diseased (2) Roughed Up (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 12919/24000 MP: 18/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Shield (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige extends a pseudopod and taps OMEGA Mk. XXII from behind. OMEGA Mk. XXII drops its guard!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1004/2766 MP: 460/1211 Str: 303 Agi: 350 Int: 301 Diseased (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 12919/24000 MP: 62/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Off Guard (4) Shield (1)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

OMEGA Mk. XXII is looking dangerous!
Battle!

OMEGA Mk. XXII is gathering energy. OMEGA Mk. XXII gains 220 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1004/2766 MP: 580/1211 Str: 303 Agi: 350 Int: 301 Diseased (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

OMEGA Mk. XXII	Status HP: 12919/24000 MP: 282/675 Str: 220 Agi: 220 Int: 220 Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!