Finally, I got a chance to sit down and play all of them. I keep forgetting how short most of these tend to be.
SEINFELD TEACHES TYPING - 6/10
I have a personal bias for this game, yes, because I love Seinfeld and think that the concept is hilarious, even though it wasn't executed all too well. The existence of this game inspired me to spam Seinfeld pictures and monologues on 4chan for several days, and that might be a bad thing, but
who knows
NIGHTMARE ON ELMO STREET - 1/10
I could imagine the AVGN playing this game.
"What? What "No-Fail" attacks? What are they, and why did Elmo scatter them everywhere and forget about them?
WHY DID MY NO-FAIL ATTACK JUST HEAL BIG BIRD
But to justify my rating, I got some serious lag which probably has something to do with the Kill-O-Meter that slowed me down to less than 5 FPS, making a slow game even slower. (Because the game ran normally on the inventory screen and battle screens)
Not fun in the slightest.
STAR WARS: EPISODE 4 something something - 5/10
I want to see this shooting implemented in another game. Like a Starfox fangame. I mean, that was the best part! Shooting asteroids and tie fighters!
WHO KILLED DINOSAUR GIANT? - 8/10
Not a game, but
very enjoyable. It's a hilarious blend of Walthrosian humor, Detective Drama, and Stooge McNuggets. And the Village People, huzzah! The one thing I hate hate hate about this game is that it
begs for a sequel that we'll probably never get.
BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN and also robin - 10/10
Haven't beaten it - in fact, I gave up before finishing a single dungeon. But I am
determined to go back very soon and try again, with proper preparation. It's a great kind of challenge that I'm always in the mood for. And simply based off of the impressions I've gotten so far, I solidify my perfect 10 rating because I've already had fun, and I know there's more waiting for me.
(I may adjust this if I beat the game and have bone to pick with the ending)