Battle #2601 (F): Sh4 + Slimebots vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 170 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 82/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 169/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (2) Sapping (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1519/2250 MP: 181/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 137 Shrunk (3) Sapped (1) Diseased (28) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 142 MP!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 82/500 MP: 167/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 169/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (2) Sapping (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1519/2250 MP: 208/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 137 Shrunk (3) Sapped (1) Diseased (28) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot GOLEM in the forehead!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 95 damage! Slimebot GOLEM loses a few brain cells! Slimebot GOLEM cries out in defeat!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 188/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Looking Sharp (2) Sapping (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1509/2250 MP: 110/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 137 Shrunk (2) Diseased (27)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 231 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 160/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (1) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1278/2250 MP: 134/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 123 Shrunk (2) Diseased (27)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 36 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 464/500 MP: 179/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Looking Sharp (1) Slime Loss (5) Shield (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1268/2250 MP: 67/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 123 Shrunk (1) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 42 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 424/500 MP: 159/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Slime Loss (4) Sapping (4) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1226/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 123 Shrunk (1) Sapped (4) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 105 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 159/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Slime Loss (4) Sapping (4) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1166/2250 MP: 52/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 164 Sapped (3) Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain readies another attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 164 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 319/500 MP: 178/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Slime Loss (4) Sapping (4) Shield (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1156/2250 MP: 209/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 164 Sapped (2) Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 52 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 279/500 MP: 150/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Sapping (3) Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1104/2250 MP: 238/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 147 Sapped (2) Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 97 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 182/500 MP: 165/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Sapping (3) Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1044/2250 MP: 167/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 147 Sapped (1) Diseased (23)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 142/500 MP: 149/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (2) Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1044/2250 MP: 196/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 147 Sapped (1) Diseased (23)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 95 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 47/500 MP: 164/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (2) Shield (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 984/2250 MP: 125/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 147 Diseased (22)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 7/500 MP: 142/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 984/2250 MP: 144/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 95 Stupefied (6) Diseased (22)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain leaps high into the air and lands on Slimebot TRICKSTER!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 37 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER has been defeated!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 974/2250 MP: 144/500 Str: 149 Agi: 180 Int: 95 Stupefied (5) Diseased (21)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 137 Slimebucks!