Battle #2582 (F): RMS, SliCUS, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 182/400 MP: 21/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Regeneration (∞) Meditation (9) Slime Loss (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 111/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Looking Sharp (3) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2116/2250 MP: 199/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot CUSTOM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot CUSTOM fires a sharp needle at Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain yawns.

Slimebot CUSTOM	Status HP: 150/400 MP: 3/150 Str: 50 Agi: 50 Int: 100 Regeneration (∞) Meditation (8) Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Trollslime Cloak

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 111/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Looking Sharp (3) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2116/2250 MP: 225/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot CUSTOM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot CUSTOM takes 320 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot CUSTOM cries out in defeat!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 126/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (5) Looking Sharp (3) Sapping (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2056/2250 MP: 166/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 42 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 109/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (4) Looking Sharp (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2014/2250 MP: 166/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Diseased (19) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER readies another attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes Sir Goowain over the head with the idiot stick. (Sir Goowain had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 140 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 69/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (3) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1874/2250 MP: 189/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Stupefied (4) Diseased (19) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 68 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 432/500 MP: 84/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (3) Looking Sharp (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1814/2250 MP: 130/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 119 Stupefied (3) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Go!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 432/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1814/2250 MP: 147/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Stupefied (3) Shrunk (4) Diseased (18) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain fires a sharp needle at Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 13 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts leaking ooze!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 419/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (2) Slow Leak (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1804/2250 MP: 145/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 89 Stupefied (2) Shrunk (3) Diseased (17)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain continues its attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 130 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 289/500 MP: 69/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (2) Slow Leak (4) Slime Loss (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1794/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 89 Stupefied (1) Shrunk (2) Diseased (16)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 70 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 234/500 MP: 40/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Shield (1) Slow Leak (3) Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1724/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Stupefied (1) Shrunk (2) Diseased (16) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to go again!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 179/500 MP: 115/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slow Leak (2) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1724/2250 MP: 95/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 89 Stupefied (1) Shrunk (2) Diseased (16) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimebot TRICKSTER in the forehead!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 107 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER loses a few brain cells!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 72/500 MP: 128/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 67 Slow Leak (2) Slime Loss (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1714/2250 MP: 9/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 136 Shrunk (1) Diseased (15) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 17/500 MP: 100/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 67 Slow Leak (1) Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1714/2250 MP: 36/500 Str: 112 Agi: 54 Int: 136 Off Guard (4) Shrunk (1) Diseased (15) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 31 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER faints!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1704/2250 MP: 26/500 Str: 149 Agi: 72 Int: 181 Off Guard (3) Diseased (14) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 116 Slimebucks!