Battle #2576 (F): JamPai, Sh4, Twi vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2576: James Paige, Sh4d0ws, TwirlySocrates vs Sir Goowain?

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 50/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sh4d0ws	Status HP: 276/276 MP: 50/62 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Wisdom of Fools

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 456/456 MP: 50/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is James Paige. Slime will spill! Go!

James Paige shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Sir Goowain into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 348 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 56/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sh4d0ws	Status HP: 276/276 MP: 50/62 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Wisdom of Fools

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 456/456 MP: 50/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1902/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sh4d0ws!

Sh4d0ws takes 470 damage! Sh4d0ws limps off the battlefield!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 56/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 456/456 MP: 57/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1902/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will TwirlySocrates do next?
Battle!

TwirlySocrates shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 24 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 172/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 456/456 MP: 42/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1878/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 172/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 456/456 MP: 42/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1878/2250 MP: 122/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds TwirlySocrates! CRITICAL HIT!

TwirlySocrates takes 150 damage! TwirlySocrates bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 172/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 306/456 MP: 49/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37 Slime Loss (8)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1878/2250 MP: 55/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

TwirlySocrates steps forward.
Battle!

TwirlySocrates shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain! FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain brushes off the attack and laughs!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 288/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 266/456 MP: 34/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37 Slime Loss (7)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1878/2250 MP: 55/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 900 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 162/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 266/456 MP: 34/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37 Slime Loss (7)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 978/2250 MP: 96/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is ready to fight!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into TwirlySocrates!

TwirlySocrates takes 171 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 162/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 95/456 MP: 41/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37 Slime Loss (7)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 928/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, TwirlySocrates!
Battle!

TwirlySocrates shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Sir Goowain!

Sir Goowain takes 22 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 278/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 55/456 MP: 26/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37 Slime Loss (6)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 906/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige breaks the sound barrier and blasts through Sir Goowain!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 508 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 78/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 55/456 MP: 26/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37 Slime Loss (6)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 398/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to go again!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 360 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 12/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 55/456 MP: 26/70 Str: 48 Agi: 42 Int: 37 Slime Loss (6)
Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 38/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain divides itself in two and rams into TwirlySocrates from both sides!

TwirlySocrates takes 87 damage! TwirlySocrates falls!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 128/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 38/2250 MP: 58/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 255 damage! Sir Goowain limps off the battlefield!

James Paige	Status HP: 2481/2481 MP: 8/1118 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige's team wins the battle!
James Paige wins 96 Slimebucks!
Sh4d0ws wins 129 Slimebucks!
TwirlySocrates wins 124 Slimebucks!
Sh4d0ws acquires a new item!