Battle #2574 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2574: James Paige vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy?

James Paige	Status HP: 2460/2460 MP: 50/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First up is James Paige. Ready? Fight!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2460/2460 MP: 108/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2460/2460 MP: 108/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick. FUMBLE!

James Paige yawns.

James Paige	Status HP: 2460/2460 MP: 108/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Bugsy's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 2460/2460 MP: 224/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Bugsy with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 563 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2460/2460 MP: 155/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 137/700 MP: 25/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Slimesworth do next?
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 60 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 2400/2460 MP: 155/1111 Str: 240 Agi: 310 Int: 291 Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 137/700 MP: 40/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 2400/2460 MP: 155/1111 Str: 240 Agi: 310 Int: 189 Roughed Up (5) Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 64/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 137/700 MP: 6/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Mugsy for the next attack!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Slimesworth is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 2400/2460 MP: 229/1111 Str: 240 Agi: 310 Int: 189 Roughed Up (5) Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 20/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 137/700 MP: 6/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Bugsy with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 384 damage! Bugsy drops its guard! Bugsy submits!

James Paige	Status HP: 2327/2460 MP: 163/1111 Str: 240 Agi: 310 Int: 189 Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 20/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Slimesworth is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 79 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2248/2460 MP: 163/1111 Str: 240 Agi: 310 Int: 189 Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 112/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 40/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Mugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 2248/2460 MP: 237/1111 Str: 240 Agi: 310 Int: 189 Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 112/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 18/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2175/2460 MP: 237/1111 Str: 240 Agi: 310 Int: 189 Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 140/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 18/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Slimesworth steps forward.
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 85 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2090/2460 MP: 237/1111 Str: 240 Agi: 310 Int: 189 Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 98/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Mugsy! Go!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 2090/2460 MP: 311/1111 Str: 240 Agi: 310 Int: 189 Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 98/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5) Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 12/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!