Battle #2569 (F): JamPai, Twi vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2569: TwirlySocrates, James Paige vs Sludgehammer?

James Paige	Status HP: 2457/2457 MP: 50/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 50/63 Str: 43 Agi: 35 Int: 30
Wisdom of Fools

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige goes first. Let it begin!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 2457/2457 MP: 78/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 50/63 Str: 43 Agi: 35 Int: 30
Wisdom of Fools

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 65/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer splits into four and slams into TwirlySocrates from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

TwirlySocrates takes 2362 damage! TwirlySocrates collapses!

James Paige	Status HP: 2457/2457 MP: 194/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 40/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 727 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2457/2457 MP: 74/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 173/900 MP: 55/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 189 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2268/2457 MP: 190/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 173/900 MP: 5/333 Str: 150 Agi: 146 Int: 75 Shrunk (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 780 damage! Sludgehammer cries out in defeat!

James Paige	Status HP: 2268/2457 MP: 70/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige's team wins the battle!
James Paige wins 108 Slimebucks!
TwirlySocrates wins 135 Slimebucks!