Battle #2568 (F): JamPai, Twi vs SirGoo

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #2568: TwirlySocrates, James Paige vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 2457/2457 MP: 50/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 50/63 Str: 43 Agi: 35 Int: 30
Wisdom of Fools

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige goes first. Come out fighting!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds TwirlySocrates.

James Paige	Status HP: 2457/2457 MP: 75/1111 Str: 320 Agi: 330 Int: 311 Power Aura (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 354/354 MP: 50/63 Str: 63 Agi: 55 Int: 50 Power Aura (5)
Wisdom of Fools

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming TwirlySocrates! CRITICAL HIT!

TwirlySocrates takes 1221 damage! TwirlySocrates cries out in defeat!

James Paige	Status HP: 2457/2457 MP: 199/1111 Str: 320 Agi: 330 Int: 311 Power Aura (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2457/2457 MP: 199/1111 Str: 320 Agi: 330 Int: 311 Power Aura (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 122/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 152 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 2305/2457 MP: 323/1111 Str: 320 Agi: 330 Int: 311 Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 55/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 165 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2265/2457 MP: 254/1111 Str: 320 Agi: 330 Int: 311 Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2085/2250 MP: 96/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 100 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2165/2457 MP: 378/1111 Str: 320 Agi: 330 Int: 311 Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2035/2250 MP: 37/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 918 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2125/2457 MP: 252/1111 Str: 320 Agi: 330 Int: 311 Power Aura (2) Slime Loss (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1117/2250 MP: 78/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 318 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1807/2457 MP: 376/1111 Str: 320 Agi: 330 Int: 311 Power Aura (2) Slime Loss (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1067/2250 MP: 19/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige breaks the sound barrier and blasts through Sir Goowain!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 369 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1767/2457 MP: 176/1111 Str: 320 Agi: 330 Int: 311 Power Aura (1) Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 698/2250 MP: 19/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige isn't done yet!
Battle!

James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 288 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1727/2457 MP: 56/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 410/2250 MP: 60/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1727/2457 MP: 172/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 410/2250 MP: 270/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 565 damage! Sir Goowain has been defeated!

James Paige	Status HP: 1687/2457 MP: 52/1111 Str: 300 Agi: 310 Int: 291 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige's team wins the battle!
James Paige wins 144 Slimebucks!
TwirlySocrates wins 188 Slimebucks!