Battle #2557 (F): Twi, SliGOL vs Slu

To arms! Ready yourselves for battle #2557: Slimebot GOLEM, TwirlySocrates vs Sludgehammer!

TwirlySocrates	Status HP: 127/127 MP: 50/63 Str: 40 Agi: 35 Int: 30

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sludgehammer splits into four and slams into TwirlySocrates from every direction!! CRITICAL HIT!

TwirlySocrates takes 322 damage! TwirlySocrates is defeated!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 45/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Slimebot GOLEM do next?
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot GOLEM's body!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 65/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer steps forward.
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 165/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot GOLEM is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 10/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (6) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 185/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 337 damage!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 163/500 MP: 25/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (4) Mirror Sheen (6) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 103/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 163/500 MP: 137/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Looking Sharp (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 123/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sludgehammer launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot GOLEM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 522 damage! Sludgehammer is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot GOLEM is defeated!

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 850/900 MP: 83/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer wins the battle!
Sludgehammer wins 75 Slimebucks!