Battle #2551 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Let battle be joined! This is battle #2551: James Paige vs Slimesworth, Bugsy, Mugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 2444/2444 MP: 50/1104 Str: 290 Agi: 305 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige will strike first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige tells Bugsy an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Bugsy's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 2444/2444 MP: 74/1104 Str: 290 Agi: 305 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 48 Stupefied (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimesworth for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2444/2444 MP: 74/1104 Str: 290 Agi: 305 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 59/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 48 Stupefied (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!

Bugsy closes its eyes and starts chanting. Bugsy feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 2444/2444 MP: 74/1104 Str: 290 Agi: 305 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 51/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (5) Meditation (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Bugsy's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 2444/2444 MP: 190/1104 Str: 290 Agi: 305 Int: 291
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 51/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (5) Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 2444/2444 MP: 182/1104 Str: 290 Agi: 305 Int: 341 Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 51/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (5) Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 68 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 2376/2444 MP: 182/1104 Str: 232 Agi: 305 Int: 341 Meditation (10) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 70/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (5) Meditation (8) Looking Sharp (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy hits James Paige with the idiot stick.

James Paige takes 47 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 2329/2444 MP: 182/1104 Str: 232 Agi: 305 Int: 306 Meditation (10) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 64/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 30/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (4) Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Mugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 2329/2444 MP: 304/1104 Str: 232 Agi: 305 Int: 306 Meditation (10) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 30/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (4) Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2256/2444 MP: 304/1104 Str: 232 Agi: 305 Int: 306 Meditation (9) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 154/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 30/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (4) Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimesworth.
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 89 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 2167/2444 MP: 304/1104 Str: 232 Agi: 305 Int: 306 Meditation (9) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 111/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 49/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (4) Meditation (7) Looking Sharp (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 2167/2444 MP: 304/1104 Str: 232 Agi: 305 Int: 198 Meditation (9) Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 111/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 58/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 15/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (3) Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Mugsy!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 2167/2444 MP: 382/1104 Str: 232 Agi: 305 Int: 198 Meditation (9) Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 111/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 15/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (3) Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a brick summoning spell!

Slimesworth takes 105 damage!

Mugsy takes 157 damage!

Slimesworth takes 116 damage!

Mugsy takes 178 damage!

Mugsy takes 164 damage!

Bugsy takes 145 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2094/2444 MP: 296/1104 Str: 232 Agi: 305 Int: 198 Meditation (8) Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 979/1250 MP: 139/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 1/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 555/700 MP: 15/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (3) Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Slimesworth for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 298 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1796/2444 MP: 296/1104 Str: 232 Agi: 305 Int: 198 Meditation (8) Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 929/1250 MP: 97/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (3) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 1/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 555/700 MP: 34/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 98 Stupefied (3) Meditation (6) Looking Sharp (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!