Battle #2538 (F): Mom, SliTRI vs Slu

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #2538: Slimebot TRICKSTER, Momoka vs Sludgehammer!

Momoka	Status HP: 1866/1866 MP: 50/362 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 141
Assassin's Dirk Wisdom of Fools

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer goes first. Show us a clean fight!

Sludgehammer springs high into the air, then crashdives into Momoka!

Momoka takes 2551 damage! Momoka limps off the battlefield!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 30/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sludgehammer. Sludgehammer becomes violently ill!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 38/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Diseased (20)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 53/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 890/900 MP: 150/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Diseased (19)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sludgehammer an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sludgehammer's mind.

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 890/900 MP: 163/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 65 Diseased (19) Stupefied (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 344 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 156/500 MP: 34/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 880/900 MP: 81/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 65 Diseased (18) Stupefied (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on Sludgehammer from both directions. Sludgehammer drops its guard!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 156/500 MP: 6/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 880/900 MP: 94/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 65 Diseased (18) Stupefied (5) Off Guard (6)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will Sludgehammer do next?
Battle!

Sludgehammer divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from both sides!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 123 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 33/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 870/900 MP: 69/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 65 Diseased (17) Stupefied (4) Off Guard (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 33/500 MP: 96/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 870/900 MP: 82/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 65 Diseased (17) Stupefied (4) Off Guard (5)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sludgehammer divides itself in two and rams into Slimebot TRICKSTER from both sides!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 124 damage! That's it for Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 860/900 MP: 57/333 Str: 195 Agi: 195 Int: 65 Diseased (16) Stupefied (3) Off Guard (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer wins the battle!
Sludgehammer wins 141 Slimebucks!