Battle #2515 (F): JamPai, Unc vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #2515: Uncommon, James Paige vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 50/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1667/1667 MP: 50/735 Str: 112 Agi: 148 Int: 144 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Priority goes to James Paige. Come out fighting!

James Paige fires a wave of psychic energy at Bugsy's brain! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 255 damage! Bugsy looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 50/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1667/1667 MP: 78/735 Str: 112 Agi: 148 Int: 144 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 445/700 MP: 42/212 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 144 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 50/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1667/1667 MP: 222/735 Str: 116 Agi: 152 Int: 148 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 445/700 MP: 42/212 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Slimesworth respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 50/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1667/1667 MP: 222/735 Str: 116 Agi: 152 Int: 148 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 445/700 MP: 57/212 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is our next attacker!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps Uncommon from behind. Uncommon drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 50/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1667/1667 MP: 222/735 Str: 116 Agi: 152 Int: 148 Off Guard (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 445/700 MP: 29/212 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 162/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1667/1667 MP: 222/735 Str: 116 Agi: 152 Int: 148 Off Guard (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 445/700 MP: 29/212 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Bugsy into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Bugsy takes 270 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 110/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1667/1667 MP: 251/735 Str: 116 Agi: 152 Int: 148 Off Guard (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 175/700 MP: 29/212 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 31 damage! Slimesworth bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 110/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1667/1667 MP: 193/735 Str: 120 Agi: 156 Int: 152 Off Guard (3) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1219/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 175/700 MP: 29/212 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats Uncommon with clubs.

Uncommon takes 136 damage! Uncommon doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 110/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1531/1667 MP: 193/735 Str: 96 Agi: 156 Int: 152 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1179/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 175/700 MP: 44/212 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 110/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281 Off Guard (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1531/1667 MP: 193/735 Str: 96 Agi: 156 Int: 152 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1179/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 64/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 175/700 MP: 16/212 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimesworth. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 222/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281 Off Guard (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1531/1667 MP: 193/735 Str: 96 Agi: 156 Int: 152 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1179/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 175/700 MP: 16/212 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 222/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281 Off Guard (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1531/1667 MP: 193/735 Str: 96 Agi: 156 Int: 152 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1179/1250 MP: 158/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (3) Looking Sharp (4) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 175/700 MP: 16/212 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimesworth is up.
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on Uncommon! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 529 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 222/1080 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281 Off Guard (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1002/1667 MP: 223/735 Str: 96 Agi: 156 Int: 152 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1089/1250 MP: 115/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 175/700 MP: 16/212 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Uncommon sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds Uncommon.

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 222/1080 Str: 300 Agi: 305 Int: 301 Off Guard (3) Power Aura (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 952/1667 MP: 190/735 Str: 120 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4) Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1089/1250 MP: 115/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 175/700 MP: 35/212 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Bugsy.
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Uncommon. Uncommon becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 2372/2372 MP: 222/1080 Str: 300 Agi: 305 Int: 301 Off Guard (3) Power Aura (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 952/1667 MP: 190/735 Str: 115 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4) Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (5) Diseased (20)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1089/1250 MP: 115/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Slime Loss (2) Looking Sharp (3) Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 55/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 175/700 MP: 8/212 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy steps forward.
Battle!