Battle #2508 (F): JamPai, JamClo, JamClo vs Slu

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #2508: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 2361/2361 MP: 50/1074 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige gets the jump. Have at it!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 2361/2361 MP: 98/1074 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 331 Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2361/2361 MP: 230/1074 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 331 Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2361/2361 MP: 230/1074 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 331 Meditation (9)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Go!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 294 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2067/2361 MP: 362/1074 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 331 Meditation (9)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1033/2361 MP: 179/1074 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 331 Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1033/1180 MP: 89/537 Str: 140 Agi: 142 Int: 165 Meditation (9)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 128/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Sludgehammer for the next attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 294 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 739/2361 MP: 179/1074 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 331 Off Guard (2) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1033/1180 MP: 155/537 Str: 140 Agi: 142 Int: 165 Meditation (9)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Clone is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Clone shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Sludgehammer into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 335 damage! Sludgehammer loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 739/2361 MP: 311/1074 Str: 280 Agi: 285 Int: 331 Off Guard (2) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1033/1180 MP: 103/537 Str: 140 Agi: 142 Int: 165 Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 565/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 90
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds James Paige. A glow surrounds James Clone. A glow surrounds James Clone.

James Paige	Status HP: 369/2361 MP: 95/1074 Str: 300 Agi: 305 Int: 351 Power Aura (5) Off Guard (1) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1033/1180 MP: 103/537 Str: 160 Agi: 162 Int: 185 Power Aura (5) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 369/1180 MP: 64/537 Str: 160 Agi: 162 Int: 185 Off Guard (2) Power Aura (5) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 565/900 MP: 64/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 90
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 90 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 369/2361 MP: 95/1074 Str: 300 Agi: 305 Int: 351 Power Aura (5) Off Guard (1) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1033/1180 MP: 177/537 Str: 160 Agi: 162 Int: 185 Power Aura (5) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 369/1180 MP: 64/537 Str: 160 Agi: 162 Int: 185 Off Guard (2) Power Aura (5) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 565/900 MP: 154/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 90
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Clone for the next attack!
Battle!

James Clone shapes itself into a hammer and pounds Sludgehammer into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 346 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 369/2361 MP: 95/1074 Str: 300 Agi: 305 Int: 351 Power Aura (5) Off Guard (1) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1033/1180 MP: 125/537 Str: 160 Agi: 162 Int: 185 Power Aura (4) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 369/1180 MP: 138/537 Str: 160 Agi: 162 Int: 185 Off Guard (2) Power Aura (5) Meditation (8)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 219/900 MP: 154/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 90
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Next up is James Clone.
Battle!

James Clone focuses its energy and blasts Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 165 damage! James Clone receives extra power from the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 369/2361 MP: 235/1074 Str: 300 Agi: 305 Int: 351 Power Aura (5) Off Guard (1) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1033/1180 MP: 125/537 Str: 160 Agi: 162 Int: 185 Power Aura (4) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 369/1180 MP: 95/537 Str: 165 Agi: 167 Int: 190 Off Guard (1) Power Aura (4) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 54/900 MP: 154/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 90
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 667 damage! Sludgehammer is vanquished!

James Paige	Status HP: 369/2361 MP: 115/1074 Str: 300 Agi: 305 Int: 351 Power Aura (4) Meditation (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1033/1180 MP: 125/537 Str: 160 Agi: 162 Int: 185 Power Aura (4) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 369/1180 MP: 95/537 Str: 165 Agi: 167 Int: 190 Off Guard (1) Power Aura (4) Meditation (7)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 216 Slimebucks!