Battle #2500 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #2500: James Paige vs Bugsy, Mugsy, Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 2323/2323 MP: 50/1055 Str: 260 Agi: 275 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is first to attack. Slime will spill! Go!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Slimesworth. Slimesworth looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 2323/2323 MP: 76/1055 Str: 260 Agi: 275 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy advances!
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 2323/2323 MP: 76/1055 Str: 195 Agi: 206 Int: 210 Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 71/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 35/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 105 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2323/2323 MP: 76/1055 Str: 195 Agi: 206 Int: 210 Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 35/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Slimesworth is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 2323/2323 MP: 160/1055 Str: 195 Agi: 206 Int: 210 Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 35/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 2323/2323 MP: 152/1055 Str: 195 Agi: 206 Int: 260 Meditation (8) Shrunk (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Bugsy coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 2323/2323 MP: 152/1055 Str: 190 Agi: 206 Int: 260 Meditation (8) Shrunk (3) Diseased (20)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 197/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 64 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 2259/2323 MP: 152/1055 Str: 152 Agi: 206 Int: 260 Meditation (8) Shrunk (3) Diseased (20) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 77/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is ready to fight!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 2259/2323 MP: 256/1055 Str: 152 Agi: 206 Int: 260 Meditation (8) Shrunk (3) Diseased (20) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 77/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 23/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Slimesworth. Slimesworth's magical barrier blocks the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2180/2323 MP: 226/1055 Str: 152 Agi: 206 Int: 260 Meditation (7) Shrunk (2) Diseased (19) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 77/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 38/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy jabs James Paige with a straw. FUMBLE!

James Paige shakes off the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2180/2323 MP: 226/1055 Str: 152 Agi: 206 Int: 260 Meditation (7) Shrunk (2) Diseased (19) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 98/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 18/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth advances!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 168 damage! Something happens to James Paige!

James Paige	Status HP: 2012/2323 MP: 226/1055 Str: 152 Agi: 206 Int: 234 Meditation (7) Shrunk (2) Diseased (19) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 44/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (1) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 18/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 2012/2323 MP: 318/1055 Str: 152 Agi: 206 Int: 234 Meditation (7) Shrunk (2) Diseased (19) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 44/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (1) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 18/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Slimesworth. Slimesworth looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1933/2323 MP: 288/1055 Str: 152 Agi: 206 Int: 234 Meditation (6) Shrunk (1) Diseased (18) Roughed Up (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 44/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (5) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 33/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (5) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Bugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1933/2323 MP: 288/1055 Str: 152 Agi: 206 Int: 234 Meditation (6) Shrunk (1) Off Guard (4) Diseased (18) Roughed Up (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 65/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (5) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 0/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 5/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (4) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!