Battle #2473 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Let battle be joined! This is battle #2473: James Paige vs Bugsy, Mugsy, Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 50/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Priority goes to James Paige. Let it begin!

James Paige fires a strange ray at Slimesworth. Slimesworth looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 76/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

What will Bugsy do next?
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 76/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 71/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 31/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 105 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 76/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 105 Agi: 105 Int: 105 Shrunk (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 31/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Mugsy!
Battle!

Mugsy sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimesworth. A glow surrounds Mugsy. A glow surrounds Bugsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 148/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (3) Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 31/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige grievously wounds Slimesworth! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 131 damage! Slimesworth bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 90/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1119/1250 MP: 176/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (3) Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (7)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Bugsy splits in two and taps on James Paige from both directions. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 90/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1119/1250 MP: 201/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (3) Power Aura (5) Slime Loss (7)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 37/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 22/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 75 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 2154/2229 MP: 90/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (6) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1079/1250 MP: 81/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (2) Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 61/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 22/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Mugsy.
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Bugsy is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 2154/2229 MP: 162/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (5) Off Guard (6) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1079/1250 MP: 81/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (2) Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 22/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige splits in two and taps on Slimesworth from both directions. Slimesworth drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 2088/2229 MP: 134/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (5) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1079/1250 MP: 81/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (2) Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (6) Off Guard (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 41/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 2088/2229 MP: 134/1018 Str: 150 Agi: 206 Int: 136 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (5) Roughed Up (4) Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1079/1250 MP: 106/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (2) Power Aura (4) Slime Loss (6) Off Guard (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 11/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 118 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1970/2229 MP: 134/1018 Str: 150 Agi: 206 Int: 136 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (5) Roughed Up (4) Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 989/1250 MP: 70/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (1) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (5) Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 41/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 11/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1970/2229 MP: 188/1018 Str: 150 Agi: 206 Int: 136 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (5) Roughed Up (4) Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 989/1250 MP: 70/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (1) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (5) Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 19/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 11/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1904/2229 MP: 188/1018 Str: 150 Agi: 206 Int: 136 Stupefied (3) Off Guard (4) Roughed Up (3) Shrunk (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 989/1250 MP: 70/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (1) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (5) Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 19/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 30/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 31 damage! Bugsy starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1873/2229 MP: 188/1018 Str: 150 Agi: 206 Int: 136 Stupefied (3) Off Guard (4) Roughed Up (3) Shrunk (3) Sapped (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 989/1250 MP: 95/600 Str: 125 Agi: 125 Int: 125 Shrunk (1) Power Aura (3) Slime Loss (5) Off Guard (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 19/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 10/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Sapping (4) Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth prepares to attack!
Battle!