Battle #2471 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #2471: James Paige vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 50/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First strike goes to James Paige. Come out fighting!

James Paige lets out a stinking cloud. Excuse me! Slimesworth becomes ill. Mugsy becomes ill. Bugsy becomes ill.

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 48/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 48/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1225/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Bugsy is up.
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 48/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1225/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3) Malaise (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 31/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy performs a mystical incantation. Slimesworth is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 120/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 182 Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1225/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 31/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 2229/2229 MP: 112/1018 Str: 250 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (5) Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1225/1250 MP: 246/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (3) Mirror Sheen (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 31/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 74 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 2155/2229 MP: 112/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (5) Meditation (10) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 26/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 675/700 MP: 46/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Bugsy splits in two and taps on James Paige from both directions. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 2155/2229 MP: 112/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (5) Meditation (10) Roughed Up (5) Off Guard (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 475/500 MP: 46/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2) Malaise (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 650/700 MP: 18/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Mugsy for the next attack!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 2155/2229 MP: 204/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (5) Meditation (10) Roughed Up (5) Off Guard (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 126/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Malaise (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 650/700 MP: 18/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (2) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige ensures its attack! James Paige shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimesworth in the forehead!

Slimesworth takes 96 damage! Slimesworth loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 2089/2229 MP: 113/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (4) Meditation (9) Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1104/1250 MP: 151/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 126 Malaise (2) Mirror Sheen (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 650/700 MP: 18/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (2) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 89 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 2000/2229 MP: 113/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (4) Meditation (9) Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1079/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 126 Malaise (1) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 650/700 MP: 33/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (2) Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!

Bugsy is gathering energy. Bugsy gains 75 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2000/2229 MP: 113/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (4) Meditation (9) Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1079/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 126 Malaise (1) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 450/500 MP: 44/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1) Malaise (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 625/700 MP: 108/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy! Go!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Slimesworth. Slimesworth is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 2000/2229 MP: 205/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (4) Meditation (9) Roughed Up (4) Off Guard (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1079/1250 MP: 114/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 126 Malaise (1) Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 425/500 MP: 22/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 625/700 MP: 108/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige ensures its attack! James Paige shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Slimesworth in the forehead!

Slimesworth takes 84 damage! Slimesworth loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/2229 MP: 114/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (3) Meditation (8) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 995/1250 MP: 136/600 Str: 130 Agi: 140 Int: 113 Malaise (1) Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (6)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 425/500 MP: 22/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 625/700 MP: 108/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimesworth.
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 105 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1829/2229 MP: 114/1018 Str: 200 Agi: 275 Int: 232 Stupefied (3) Meditation (8) Roughed Up (3) Off Guard (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 970/1250 MP: 96/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 113 Mirror Sheen (3) Shield (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 425/500 MP: 22/400 Str: 40 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Malaise (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 625/700 MP: 123/250 Str: 70 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Malaise (1) Shield (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy prepares to attack!
Battle!