Battle #2470 (F): Mom, SliGOL, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2470: Momoka, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain?

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 50/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain gets the jump. Combatants ready? Then fight!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 57 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 50/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 443/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 45 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 86/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 403/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2205/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Momoka is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Momoka vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 82 damage!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 44/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 403/500 MP: 21/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2123/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Slimebot GOLEM respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Momoka's body!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 44/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 403/500 MP: 36/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2123/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 25 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 80/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (5)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 363/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2098/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Momoka is ready to fight!
Battle!

Momoka rushes forward and stabs Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 35 damage!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 48/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 54/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 363/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2063/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 48/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 488/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2063/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 130 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 48/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 270/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 488/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2013/2250 MP: 5/500 Str: 155 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER advances!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 84/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (4)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 270/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2013/2250 MP: 5/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (30) Sapped (3) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Momoka is ready to fight!
Battle!

Momoka is gathering energy. Momoka gains 181 MP!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 265/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 270/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/500 MP: 16/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2013/2250 MP: 5/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (30) Sapped (3) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER gets an energy boost!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 265/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 270/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2013/2250 MP: 46/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 205 Diseased (30) Sapped (3) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 265/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 270/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/500 MP: 91/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2003/2250 MP: 285/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (29) Sapped (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain isn't done yet!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 43 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 265/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 227/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 448/500 MP: 106/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1993/2250 MP: 206/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (28) Sapped (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Slimebot TRICKSTER for the next attack!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Momoka	Status HP: 851/851 MP: 301/351 Str: 62 Agi: 91 Int: 181 Looking Sharp (3)
Assassin's Dirk Scholar's Glasses

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 227/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5) Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 408/500 MP: 84/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1) Sapping (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1993/2250 MP: 206/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Diseased (28) Sapped (1) Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Momoka! Go!
Battle!