Battle #2464 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1586/2177 MP: 263/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 701/1250 MP: 106/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (3) Power Aura (4) Mirror Sheen (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 35/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (5)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 108/700 MP: 91/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is just getting started!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1586/2177 MP: 335/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (6) Roughed Up (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 701/1250 MP: 106/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (3) Power Aura (4) Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 9/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 108/700 MP: 91/250 Str: 100 Agi: 145 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a brick summoning spell!

Mugsy takes 147 damage!

Bugsy takes 121 damage! Bugsy cries out in defeat!

James Paige	Status HP: 1521/2177 MP: 249/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 701/1250 MP: 138/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (3) Power Aura (4) Mirror Sheen (4) Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 353/500 MP: 9/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Brace yourselves for Slimesworth!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 138 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1383/2177 MP: 249/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 701/1250 MP: 101/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (2) Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 353/500 MP: 33/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (4)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Mugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Mugsy donates some slime to Slimesworth. Slimesworth is healed!

James Paige	Status HP: 1383/2177 MP: 321/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (5) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 826/1250 MP: 101/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (2) Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 253/500 MP: 24/400 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 120 Supercharged (∞) Power Aura (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige breaks the sound barrier and blasts through Mugsy!! CRITICAL HIT!

Mugsy takes 378 damage! Mugsy falls!

James Paige	Status HP: 1318/2177 MP: 121/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (4) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 826/1250 MP: 101/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (2) Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige will go again!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 83 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1253/2177 MP: 55/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 743/1250 MP: 133/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (2) Power Aura (3) Mirror Sheen (3) Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Slimesworth draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 148 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1105/2177 MP: 127/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (3) Roughed Up (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 743/1250 MP: 97/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Shield (1) Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige ensures its attack! James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Slimesworth. FUMBLE!

Slimesworth takes 21 damage! Slimesworth drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1040/2177 MP: 15/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 722/1250 MP: 129/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Off Guard (2) Shield (1) Power Aura (2) Mirror Sheen (2) Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Slimesworth prepares to attack!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 148 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 892/2177 MP: 87/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (2) Roughed Up (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 672/1250 MP: 87/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Off Guard (1) Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Slimesworth with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimesworth takes 274 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 827/2177 MP: 21/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 398/1250 MP: 119/600 Str: 160 Agi: 160 Int: 160 Off Guard (1) Power Aura (1) Mirror Sheen (1) Looking Sharp (2)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Slimesworth draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 333 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 494/2177 MP: 93/995 Str: 192 Agi: 274 Int: 180 Stupefied (1) Roughed Up (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 348/1250 MP: 81/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 115 damage! Slimesworth drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 429/2177 MP: 27/995 Str: 240 Agi: 274 Int: 276
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 233/1250 MP: 109/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (2) Looking Sharp (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Slimesworth is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 429/2177 MP: 137/995 Str: 240 Agi: 274 Int: 276
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 233/1250 MP: 249/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Off Guard (1)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige passes sentence on Slimesworth.

Slimesworth takes 272 damage! Slimesworth has been defeated!

James Paige	Status HP: 429/2177 MP: 17/995 Str: 240 Agi: 274 Int: 276
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 517 Slimebucks!