Battle #2411 (F): Mini-Battle Fortis-style

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2411: James Paige vs Fortis!

James Paige	Status HP: 200/200 MP: 50/95 Str: 40 Agi: 49 Int: 40
Slimesword Dope Bling

Fortis	Status HP: 472/472 MP: 50/70 Str: 55 Agi: 35 Int: 55
Slimesword Knight's Helm

First up is James Paige. Slime will spill! Go!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Fortis.

Fortis takes 59 damage! Fortis feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 200/200 MP: 14/95 Str: 40 Agi: 49 Int: 40
Slimesword Dope Bling

Fortis	Status HP: 413/472 MP: 61/70 Str: 55 Agi: 14 Int: 55 Paralyzed (2)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

Fortis is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Fortis bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige takes 20 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 180/200 MP: 22/95 Str: 40 Agi: 49 Int: 40
Slimesword Dope Bling

Fortis	Status HP: 413/472 MP: 56/70 Str: 55 Agi: 14 Int: 55 Paralyzed (1)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 180/200 MP: 14/95 Str: 40 Agi: 49 Int: 90 Meditation (8)
Slimesword Dope Bling

Fortis	Status HP: 413/472 MP: 67/70 Str: 55 Agi: 14 Int: 55 Paralyzed (1)
Slimesword Knight's Helm

What will Fortis do next?
Battle!

James Paige sucker-punches the idling Fortis!

James Paige	Status HP: 180/200 MP: 14/95 Str: 40 Agi: 49 Int: 90 Meditation (8)
Slimesword Dope Bling

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 131 Slimebucks!