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Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:10 am 
Don't hate the game, hate the player.
Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:18 am
The people enjoying this game are worse, but you're still a bad person for making it in the first place.
Super Walrus Land: Mouth Words Edition
Super Walrus Land: Mouth Words Edition
Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:13 am
Uncommon wrote:
You're a horrible person.
J_Taylor wrote:
I found the Funkotronic game to be f*cking hilarious, too.
You're a horrible person.
Surlaw wrote:
The people enjoying this game are worse, but you're still a bad person for making it in the first place.
Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:01 pm
Baconlabs wrote:
Uncommon wrote:
You're a horrible person.
J_Taylor wrote:
I found the Funkotronic game to be f*cking hilarious, too.
You're a horrible person.
Surlaw wrote:
The people enjoying this game are worse, but you're still a bad person for making it in the first place.
Yeah, because homophobic bullshit is so hilarious
Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:07 pm
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:09 pm
Let he amongst you who is without sin make the first game.
Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:46 pm
1. Funkotronic X-Mas
2. King of Gourmet
3. Santa Bang Bang
Fall Be Kind - got to the worm thingy and promptly quit. Nice scripting, but not going to bother trying to beat that.
Wilthawiya - I wish I could play the starring role in this game with Giz as my girl.
Funkotronic - I voted this number one for a reason.
Wage Slave - another great entry by Giz, just didn't crack my top three. I didn't try to beat it though.
King of Gourmet - the best *game* of the contest, easily. Awesome concept.
Maze of the Red Mage - the second best game, but it's too hard.
Santa Bang Bang - the third best game, but the amazing concept pushes this above MOTRM in my opinion.
Turkey Killer - it's like Santa Bang Bang except not nearly as fun or funny. Totally meh.
2. King of Gourmet
3. Santa Bang Bang
Fall Be Kind - got to the worm thingy and promptly quit. Nice scripting, but not going to bother trying to beat that.
Wilthawiya - I wish I could play the starring role in this game with Giz as my girl.
Funkotronic - I voted this number one for a reason.
Wage Slave - another great entry by Giz, just didn't crack my top three. I didn't try to beat it though.
King of Gourmet - the best *game* of the contest, easily. Awesome concept.
Maze of the Red Mage - the second best game, but it's too hard.
Santa Bang Bang - the third best game, but the amazing concept pushes this above MOTRM in my opinion.
Turkey Killer - it's like Santa Bang Bang except not nearly as fun or funny. Totally meh.
Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:18 pm
Yes I'm a puritan for saying that a game about how disgusting gay people are (look at them raping those children, comedy gold!) is fucking terrible, that makes sense.
Super Walrus Land: Mouth Words Edition
Super Walrus Land: Mouth Words Edition
Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:43 pm
I'm a {WORDFILTERLOL} person.
Funkatronic offends me.
You should know better.
To friends long gone, and those I've yet to meet - thank you.
Funkatronic offends me.
You should know better.
To friends long gone, and those I've yet to meet - thank you.
Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:15 pm
Gizmog wrote:
I better get to work then.
Let he amongst you who is without sin make the first game.
<TheGiz> oh hai doggy, oh no that's the straw that broke tjhe came baclsb
Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:18 pm
I was going to trollretort but honestly the wordfilters are cracking me up
JSH's response to it basically sums up my thoughts
This isn't a haiku, throwaway entry
JSH's response to it basically sums up my thoughts
This isn't a haiku, throwaway entry
Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:21 pm
Nothing can save this thread now.
Let's stay on topic here, people. Take it to PM, nothing to see here. I will lock this thread if I must.
My website, the home of Motrya:
http://www.jshgaming.com
Let's stay on topic here, people. Take it to PM, nothing to see here. I will lock this thread if I must.
My website, the home of Motrya:
http://www.jshgaming.com
Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:29 am
Okay okay playing nice
Let's talk about Maze of the Red Mage:
doors
yes I am standing on a door in that shot
My best remaining time: 41 minutes
Let's talk about Maze of the Red Mage:
doors
yes I am standing on a door in that shot
My best remaining time: 41 minutes
Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:05 am
I haven't had time to play all the entries yet, but I have played Red Mage. The boss kills me every dang time. I can't stand up to him :(
Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:03 am
The boss is pretty ridiculous (but still easier than his version in the original). The most foolproof way of defeating him involves collecting one or two Fire Magics as the Wizard. This is of course as luck-based as anything else. I also like the Warrior and Knight for their permanent buffs. Everyone else is going to have a really tough time with him.
41 minutes is probably better than my best. I'll have to check. I have screenshots for I think three different classes (Ranger, Wizard, Warrior?).
Oracle and Thief really needed to be buffed, although playing as Thief is an interesting experience, since you can avoid all non-combat damage.
48 hours is not enough to balance a game. Oh well
Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks
41 minutes is probably better than my best. I'll have to check. I have screenshots for I think three different classes (Ranger, Wizard, Warrior?).
Oracle and Thief really needed to be buffed, although playing as Thief is an interesting experience, since you can avoid all non-combat damage.
48 hours is not enough to balance a game. Oh well
Mega Tact v1.1
Super Penguin Chef
Wizard Blocks