Battle #2398 (F): jes vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2398: jesse9705 vs Sir Goowain!

jesse9705	Status HP: 160/160 MP: 50/50 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First attacker is Sir Goowain. Let it begin!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of jesse9705.

jesse9705 takes 63 damage! jesse9705 bleeds slime!

jesse9705	Status HP: 97/160 MP: 50/50 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (5)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

jesse9705 is just getting started!
Battle!

jesse9705 bounds forward and tackles Sir Goowain! FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain brushes off the attack and laughs!

jesse9705	Status HP: 57/160 MP: 45/50 Str: 30 Agi: 30 Int: 30 Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Pillowhat

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain divides itself in two and rams into jesse9705 from both sides!

jesse9705 takes 95 damage! That's it for jesse9705!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 45/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 21 Slimebucks!