Battle #2383 (F): JamPai, JamClo vs Unc, Twi

Cry havoc! Let loose the slimes of battle #2383: James Paige vs Uncommon, Twinconclusive!

James Paige	Status HP: 2122/2122 MP: 50/965 Str: 240 Agi: 275 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 50/726 Str: 112 Agi: 148 Int: 144 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 50/722 Str: 150 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

James Paige gets the jump. And... go!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 2122/2122 MP: 98/965 Str: 240 Agi: 275 Int: 331 Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 50/726 Str: 112 Agi: 148 Int: 144 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 98/722 Str: 150 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Uncommon. A glow surrounds Twinconclusive.

James Paige	Status HP: 2122/2122 MP: 98/965 Str: 240 Agi: 275 Int: 331 Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 82/726 Str: 132 Agi: 168 Int: 164 Power Aura (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 65/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 164 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 2122/2122 MP: 230/965 Str: 240 Agi: 275 Int: 331 Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 246/726 Str: 136 Agi: 172 Int: 168 Power Aura (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 65/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 1061/2122 MP: 55/965 Str: 240 Agi: 275 Int: 331 Meditation (9)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1061/1061 MP: 27/482 Str: 120 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 279/726 Str: 136 Agi: 172 Int: 168 Power Aura (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 65/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 38 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1023/2122 MP: 55/965 Str: 240 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (9) Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1061/1061 MP: 27/482 Str: 120 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 235/726 Str: 140 Agi: 176 Int: 172 Power Aura (3) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 121/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Twinconclusive draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Twinconclusive prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1023/2122 MP: 55/965 Str: 240 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (9) Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1061/1061 MP: 93/482 Str: 120 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (10)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 235/726 Str: 140 Agi: 176 Int: 172 Power Aura (3) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 91/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

James Clone is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Clone prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1023/2122 MP: 55/965 Str: 240 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (9) Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1061/1061 MP: 63/482 Str: 120 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (9)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 269/726 Str: 140 Agi: 176 Int: 172 Power Aura (3) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 91/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Watch out! Uncommon is up.
Battle!

Uncommon tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 39 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 984/2122 MP: 55/965 Str: 240 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (9) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1061/1061 MP: 63/482 Str: 120 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (9)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 211/726 Str: 144 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Power Aura (2) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 147/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Twinconclusive prepares to attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive lets out a stinking cloud. Excuse me! James Paige becomes ill. James Clone becomes ill.

James Paige	Status HP: 984/2122 MP: 55/965 Str: 230 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (9) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (4) Malaise (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1061/1061 MP: 129/482 Str: 110 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (9) Malaise (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 211/726 Str: 144 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Power Aura (2) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 89/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

James Clone advances!
Battle!

James Clone prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 984/2122 MP: 187/965 Str: 230 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (9) Paralyzed (2) Slime Loss (4) Malaise (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1036/1061 MP: 99/482 Str: 110 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (8) Malaise (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 211/726 Str: 144 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Power Aura (2) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 89/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 919/2122 MP: 157/965 Str: 230 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (8) Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (3) Malaise (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1036/1061 MP: 99/482 Str: 110 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (8) Malaise (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 246/726 Str: 144 Agi: 180 Int: 176 Power Aura (2) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 89/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

All eyes are on Uncommon for the next attack!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind James Paige and stabs James Paige in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 196 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 723/2122 MP: 157/965 Str: 230 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (8) Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (3) Malaise (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1036/1061 MP: 99/482 Str: 110 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (8) Malaise (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 150/726 Str: 148 Agi: 184 Int: 180 Power Aura (1) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 145/722 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

How will Twinconclusive respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Twinconclusive ensures its attack! Twinconclusive tries to combine with James Clone.

James Clone takes 49 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size! James Clone starts leaking ooze!

James Paige	Status HP: 723/2122 MP: 157/965 Str: 230 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (8) Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (3) Malaise (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 987/1061 MP: 165/482 Str: 110 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (8) Malaise (3) Slow Leak (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 150/726 Str: 148 Agi: 184 Int: 180 Power Aura (1) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 103/722 Str: 340 Agi: 340 Int: 280 Power Aura (2) Doublesize (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

James Clone! Go!
Battle!

James Clone calls forth mystical protection! A barrier surrounds James Paige. A barrier surrounds James Clone.

James Paige	Status HP: 723/2122 MP: 289/965 Str: 230 Agi: 110 Int: 331 Meditation (8) Paralyzed (1) Slime Loss (3) Malaise (3) Super Shield (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 947/1061 MP: 100/482 Str: 110 Agi: 137 Int: 165 Meditation (7) Malaise (2) Slow Leak (2) Super Shield (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1645/1645 MP: 150/726 Str: 148 Agi: 184 Int: 180 Power Aura (1) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1743/1743 MP: 103/722 Str: 340 Agi: 340 Int: 280 Power Aura (2) Doublesize (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

James Paige! Go!
Battle!