There was a hill.
In the side of the hill was a hole.
Not a damp, dark hole; not a dry, wet, sandy hole.
It was a Robbit hole, the sort perfect for Robbits to live in.
Now, some of you may need a little explaination as o what a Robbit is.
A Robbit is half as tall as a man, covered in fur from his long, floppy ears down to his toes. His palms and soles have thick, leathery pads.
Ringo Saggins lives with his wife, Linda. He hunts squirrels and rabbits in the forest, using his sling. He finds
nothing wrong with this; Robbits are not rabbits any more than humans are apes, despite certain similarities of appearance and behavior.
Linda tends a carrot garden that grows on their roof.
Their son is an adventurer; after hearing the old man next door's tales, he decided to seek his fortune in the wider world; and, unlike Robbits from other towns, he's not afraid of dragons(because he grew up with one as a neighbor).
Remeber: God made you special and he loves you very much. Bye!