Battle #2375 (F): JamPai, JamClo vs Sur, Twi, Unc

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2375: James Paige vs Twinconclusive, Uncommon, Surlaw!

James Paige	Status HP: 2060/2060 MP: 50/937 Str: 240 Agi: 265 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1554/1554 MP: 50/447 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 50/707 Str: 150 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 50/715 Str: 112 Agi: 139 Int: 126 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

James Paige goes first. And... go!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2060/2060 MP: 106/937 Str: 240 Agi: 265 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1554/1554 MP: 50/447 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 98/707 Str: 150 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 50/715 Str: 112 Agi: 139 Int: 126 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 2060/2060 MP: 106/937 Str: 240 Agi: 265 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1554/1554 MP: 50/447 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 68/707 Str: 150 Agi: 150 Int: 120 Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 75/715 Str: 112 Agi: 139 Int: 126 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Brace yourselves for Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Surlaw. A glow surrounds Twinconclusive. A glow surrounds Uncommon.

James Paige	Status HP: 2060/2060 MP: 106/937 Str: 240 Agi: 265 Int: 281
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1554/1554 MP: 77/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 68/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 42/715 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Power Aura (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Brace yourselves for Surlaw!
Battle!

Surlaw fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 2060/2060 MP: 190/937 Str: 180 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1554/1554 MP: 47/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 68/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 42/715 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Power Aura (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige focuses its energy and blasts Surlaw. FUMBLE!

Surlaw takes 23 damage!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 1030/2060 MP: 0/937 Str: 180 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Shrunk (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1030/1030 MP: -15/468 Str: 90 Agi: 99 Int: 105 Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 47/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 124/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (5) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 42/715 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Power Aura (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Watch out! Twinconclusive is up.
Battle!

Twinconclusive lets out a stinking cloud. Excuse me! James Paige becomes ill. James Clone becomes ill.

James Paige	Status HP: 1030/2060 MP: 0/937 Str: 170 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Malaise (4) Shrunk (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1030/1030 MP: -15/468 Str: 80 Agi: 99 Int: 105 Shrunk (4) Malaise (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 47/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 66/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 72/715 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Power Aura (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Next up is Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 150 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1030/2060 MP: 0/937 Str: 170 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Malaise (4) Shrunk (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1030/1030 MP: -15/468 Str: 80 Agi: 99 Int: 105 Shrunk (4) Malaise (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 74/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 66/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 222/715 Str: 140 Agi: 167 Int: 154 Power Aura (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw! Go!
Battle!

Surlaw charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1030/2060 MP: 0/937 Str: 170 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Malaise (4) Shrunk (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1030/1030 MP: 27/468 Str: 80 Agi: 99 Int: 105 Shrunk (4) Malaise (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 74/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 66/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 222/715 Str: 140 Agi: 167 Int: 154 Power Aura (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

James Clone steps forward.
Battle!

James Clone purges slimeself's effects. James Clone's Str returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1030/2060 MP: 84/937 Str: 170 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Malaise (4) Shrunk (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1030/1030 MP: 22/468 Str: 116 Agi: 132 Int: 140
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 74/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 66/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 222/715 Str: 140 Agi: 167 Int: 154 Power Aura (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1005/2060 MP: 54/937 Str: 170 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Malaise (3) Shrunk (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1030/1030 MP: 22/468 Str: 116 Agi: 132 Int: 140
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 74/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 122/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 140 Power Aura (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 222/715 Str: 140 Agi: 167 Int: 154 Power Aura (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

All eyes are on Twinconclusive for the next attack!
Battle!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1005/2060 MP: 54/937 Str: 170 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Malaise (3) Shrunk (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1030/1030 MP: 22/468 Str: 116 Agi: 132 Int: 140
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 74/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 114/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 190 Meditation (10) Power Aura (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 252/715 Str: 140 Agi: 167 Int: 154 Power Aura (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Uncommon is just getting started!
Battle!

Uncommon ensures its attack! Uncommon focuses its energy and blasts James Paige.

James Paige takes 106 damage! Uncommon receives extra power from the attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 899/2060 MP: 54/937 Str: 170 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Malaise (3) Shrunk (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 1030/1030 MP: 22/468 Str: 116 Agi: 132 Int: 140
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 101/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (3)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 114/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 190 Meditation (10) Power Aura (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 177/715 Str: 149 Agi: 176 Int: 163 Power Aura (3) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw prepares to attack!
Battle!

Surlaw unleashes a charged attack!

Surlaw laughs as it flings bricks!

James Clone takes 86 damage!

James Clone takes 79 damage!

James Paige takes 89 damage!

James Paige takes 89 damage!

James Clone takes 76 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 721/2060 MP: 54/937 Str: 170 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Malaise (3) Shrunk (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 789/1030 MP: 78/468 Str: 116 Agi: 132 Int: 140
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 61/447 Str: 177 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (2)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 114/707 Str: 170 Agi: 170 Int: 190 Meditation (10) Power Aura (3)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 177/715 Str: 149 Agi: 176 Int: 163 Power Aura (3) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

James Clone advances!
Battle!

James Clone lets out a stinking cloud. Excuse me! Surlaw becomes ill. Twinconclusive becomes ill. Uncommon becomes ill.

James Paige	Status HP: 721/2060 MP: 138/937 Str: 170 Agi: 198 Int: 210 Malaise (3) Shrunk (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 789/1030 MP: 20/468 Str: 116 Agi: 132 Int: 140
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1531/1554 MP: 61/447 Str: 167 Agi: 155 Int: 136 Power Aura (2) Malaise (4)
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1715/1715 MP: 114/707 Str: 160 Agi: 170 Int: 190 Meditation (10) Power Aura (3) Malaise (4)
Charge Converter Angel Bracer

Uncommon	Status HP: 1622/1622 MP: 177/715 Str: 139 Agi: 176 Int: 163 Power Aura (3) Getting Strong Now (∞) Malaise (4)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!