Battle #2369 (F): JamPai, JamClo vs SirGoo

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2369: James Paige vs Sir Goowain?

James Paige	Status HP: 1940/1940 MP: 50/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige goes first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 1940/1940 MP: 92/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Meditation (10)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 52 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1888/1940 MP: 212/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Slime Loss (5) Meditation (10)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 904/1940 MP: 37/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (9)
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James Clone	Status HP: 944/970 MP: 18/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5) Meditation (10)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 145 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 759/1940 MP: 37/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (9)
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James Clone	Status HP: 944/970 MP: 78/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5) Meditation (10)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Clone is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Clone casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 759/1940 MP: 157/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (9)
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James Clone	Status HP: 904/970 MP: 60/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (9)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 124 Agi: 144 Int: 307 Int Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige casts a spell on Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks stronger!

James Paige	Status HP: 719/1940 MP: 139/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (8)
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James Clone	Status HP: 904/970 MP: 120/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4) Meditation (9)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 186 Agi: 115 Int: 245 Int Focus (5) Str Focus (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Clone!
Battle!

James Clone fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 719/1940 MP: 139/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (8)
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James Clone	Status HP: 864/970 MP: 90/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (8)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 42/500 Str: 139 Agi: 86 Int: 183 Int Focus (5) Str Focus (5) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 183 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 719/1940 MP: 259/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (8)
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James Clone	Status HP: 864/970 MP: 90/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (8)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2200/2250 MP: 230/500 Str: 139 Agi: 86 Int: 183 Int Focus (4) Str Focus (4) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 61 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 679/1940 MP: 215/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (7)
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James Clone	Status HP: 864/970 MP: 150/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (3) Meditation (8)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2139/2250 MP: 230/500 Str: 139 Agi: 34 Int: 183 Int Focus (4) Str Focus (4) Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Clone steps forward.
Battle!

James Clone's body jiggles hypnotically.

James Paige	Status HP: 679/1940 MP: 215/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 301 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (7)
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James Clone	Status HP: 824/970 MP: 144/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (7)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2139/2250 MP: 266/500 Str: 139 Agi: 34 Int: 183 Int Focus (4) Str Focus (4) Shrunk (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 184 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 495/1940 MP: 323/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 270 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (7)
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James Clone	Status HP: 824/970 MP: 144/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (7)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2139/2250 MP: 180/500 Str: 139 Agi: 34 Int: 183 Int Focus (3) Str Focus (3) Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige's body jiggles hypnotically. Sir Goowain is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 455/1940 MP: 317/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 270 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6)
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James Clone	Status HP: 824/970 MP: 204/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (2) Meditation (7)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2139/2250 MP: 180/500 Str: 139 Agi: 24 Int: 173 Entranced (10) Int Focus (3) Str Focus (3) Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Clone is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Clone delivers a killing blow to Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain simply laughs at the attempt!

James Paige	Status HP: 455/1940 MP: 317/871 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 270 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6)
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James Clone	Status HP: 784/970 MP: 164/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2139/2250 MP: 214/500 Str: 139 Agi: 24 Int: 173 Entranced (10) Int Focus (3) Str Focus (3) Shrunk (2) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 455/1940 MP: 425/871 Str: 225 Agi: 250 Int: 270 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6) Diseased (20)
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James Clone	Status HP: 784/970 MP: 164/435 Str: 115 Agi: 125 Int: 150 Slime Loss (1) Meditation (6)
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Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2139/2250 MP: 190/500 Str: 139 Agi: 60 Int: 173 Entranced (9) Int Focus (2) Str Focus (2) Shrunk (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!