Battle #2363 (F): JamPai vs Sur, SliGOL, SliTRI

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2363: James Paige vs Surlaw, Slimebot GOLEM, Slimebot TRICKSTER?

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 50/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 50/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First strike goes to James Paige. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 70/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 73/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Surlaw.
Battle!

Surlaw charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 70/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 73/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 70/868 Str: 172 Agi: 187 Int: 188 Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 73/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 35/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM transfers power to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER looks charged up!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 144/868 Str: 172 Agi: 187 Int: 188 Shrunk (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 73/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 160/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Str returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 139/868 Str: 229 Agi: 249 Int: 250
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 96/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 160/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw steps forward.
Battle!

Surlaw unleashes a charged attack!

Surlaw hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 197 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1737/1934 MP: 139/868 Str: 229 Agi: 249 Int: 250
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 27/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 175/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1737/1934 MP: 139/868 Str: 229 Agi: 249 Int: 250 Off Guard (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 27/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 147/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot TRICKSTER is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

James Paige	Status HP: 1737/1934 MP: 239/868 Str: 229 Agi: 249 Int: 250 Off Guard (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 27/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 147/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1737/1934 MP: 239/868 Str: 229 Agi: 249 Int: 250 Off Guard (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 50/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 147/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Surlaw respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Surlaw rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige.

James Paige takes 48 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1689/1934 MP: 239/868 Str: 229 Agi: 99 Int: 250 Off Guard (3) Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 6/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 2/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 162/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto James Paige. James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1689/1934 MP: 239/868 Str: 224 Agi: 99 Int: 250 Off Guard (3) Diseased (20) Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 6/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 17/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 135/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1689/1934 MP: 239/868 Str: 224 Agi: 99 Int: 250 Off Guard (3) Diseased (20) Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 29/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 135/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Surlaw is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Surlaw is gathering energy. Surlaw gains 116 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1689/1934 MP: 239/868 Str: 224 Agi: 99 Int: 250 Off Guard (3) Diseased (20) Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 145/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 150/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 41 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping James Paige's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1648/1934 MP: 339/868 Str: 224 Agi: 99 Int: 250 Sapped (4) Off Guard (3) Diseased (20) Paralyzed (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Surlaw	Status HP: 1541/1541 MP: 145/440 Str: 157 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 129/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 130/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Mirror Sheen (4) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!