Battle #2358 (F): JamPai vs Unc, SliTRI

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1528/1934 MP: 245/868 Str: 225 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Diseased (29) Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 341/1605 MP: 129/708 Str: 152 Agi: 179 Int: 166 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (1)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 128/500 MP: 99/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon prepares to attack!
Battle!

Uncommon prepares to absorb life! Uncommon fires a bolt of psychic energy directly into James Paige's brain!

James Paige takes 90 damage! James Paige looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 1438/1934 MP: 208/737 Str: 225 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Diseased (29) Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 372/1605 MP: 62/708 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 128/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER splits in two and taps on James Paige from both directions. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1438/1934 MP: 260/737 Str: 225 Agi: 100 Int: 131 Off Guard (6) Diseased (29) Stupefied (6) Paralyzed (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 372/1605 MP: 62/708 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 128/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige purges slimeself's effects. James Paige's Agi returns to normal.

James Paige	Status HP: 1428/1934 MP: 307/737 Str: 225 Agi: 250 Int: 131 Off Guard (5) Diseased (28) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 372/1605 MP: 62/708 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 128/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

There's more to come from James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige lands a blindingly fast attack on Uncommon!

Uncommon takes 191 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1418/1934 MP: 107/737 Str: 225 Agi: 250 Int: 131 Off Guard (4) Diseased (27) Stupefied (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 181/1605 MP: 62/708 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 128/500 MP: 86/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige gets a double turn!
Battle!

James Paige casts a brick summoning spell!

Uncommon takes 76 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 73 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 86 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER surrenders!

James Paige	Status HP: 1408/1934 MP: 25/737 Str: 225 Agi: 250 Int: 131 Off Guard (3) Diseased (26) Stupefied (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 105/1605 MP: 92/708 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

All eyes are on Uncommon for the next attack!
Battle!

Uncommon casts a brick summoning spell!

James Paige takes 82 damage!

James Paige takes 72 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1254/1934 MP: 77/737 Str: 225 Agi: 250 Int: 131 Off Guard (3) Diseased (26) Stupefied (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 105/1605 MP: 10/708 Str: 140 Agi: 167 Int: 154 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 185 damage! Uncommon surrenders!

James Paige	Status HP: 1244/1934 MP: 11/737 Str: 225 Agi: 250 Int: 131 Off Guard (2) Diseased (25) Stupefied (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 341 Slimebucks!