Battle #2358 (F): JamPai vs Unc, SliTRI

Let battle be joined! This is battle #2358: James Paige vs Uncommon, Slimebot TRICKSTER!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 50/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1605/1605 MP: 50/708 Str: 112 Agi: 139 Int: 126 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige gets the jump. Show us a clean fight!

James Paige prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 70/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1605/1605 MP: 75/708 Str: 112 Agi: 139 Int: 126 Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Uncommon. A glow surrounds Slimebot TRICKSTER.

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 70/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1605/1605 MP: 42/708 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 69/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes James Paige over the head with the idiot stick. (James Paige had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 133 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1801/1934 MP: 160/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 225
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1605/1605 MP: 42/708 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1801/1934 MP: 160/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 225
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1605/1605 MP: 72/708 Str: 136 Agi: 163 Int: 150 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (5)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 29/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 150 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1801/1934 MP: 160/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 225
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1605/1605 MP: 222/708 Str: 140 Agi: 167 Int: 154 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Next up is Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER bashes James Paige over the head with the idiot stick. (James Paige had it coming.) CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 129 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1672/1934 MP: 240/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 202
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 1605/1605 MP: 222/708 Str: 140 Agi: 167 Int: 154 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (4)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 8/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 623 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1672/1934 MP: 171/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 202
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 982/1605 MP: 252/708 Str: 140 Agi: 167 Int: 154 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (4) Off Guard (3)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 8/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon casts a brick summoning spell!

James Paige takes 62 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1610/1934 MP: 171/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 202
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 982/1605 MP: 170/708 Str: 144 Agi: 171 Int: 158 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (3) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 95 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1610/1934 MP: 251/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 202
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 982/1605 MP: 170/708 Str: 144 Agi: 171 Int: 158 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (3) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 122/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1610/1934 MP: 251/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 202
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 982/1605 MP: 201/708 Str: 144 Agi: 171 Int: 158 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (3) Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 122/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon is ready to fight!
Battle!

Uncommon rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into James Paige. But James Paige is prepared for the attack and launches a counterattack!

Uncommon takes 87 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1610/1934 MP: 251/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 202
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 895/1605 MP: 157/708 Str: 148 Agi: 175 Int: 162 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (2) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 141/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is ready to fight!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over James Paige! James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1610/1934 MP: 331/868 Str: 225 Agi: 250 Int: 202 Diseased (30)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 895/1605 MP: 157/708 Str: 148 Agi: 175 Int: 162 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (2) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a brick summoning spell!

Uncommon takes 235 damage!

Uncommon takes 171 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 186 damage!

Uncommon takes 173 damage!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 186 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1600/1934 MP: 245/868 Str: 225 Agi: 250 Int: 202 Diseased (29)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 316/1605 MP: 189/708 Str: 148 Agi: 175 Int: 162 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (2) Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 128/500 MP: 114/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Uncommon prepares to attack!
Battle!

Uncommon prepares to absorb life! Uncommon plants a lightning rod into James Paige and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 72 damage! James Paige feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1528/1934 MP: 245/868 Str: 225 Agi: 100 Int: 202 Diseased (29) Paralyzed (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 341/1605 MP: 96/708 Str: 152 Agi: 179 Int: 166 Getting Strong Now (∞) Power Aura (1)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 128/500 MP: 133/250 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 95 Power Aura (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!