Battle #2361 (F): JamPai vs Sli, Mug, Bug

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #2361: James Paige vs Mugsy, Slimesworth, Bugsy!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 50/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 50/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

First strike goes to James Paige. Show us a clean fight!

James Paige turns to stone! James Paige is surrounded by an angelic luster.

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 56/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 78/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 50/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is just getting started!
Battle!

Slimesworth is gathering energy. Slimesworth gains 140 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 56/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 65/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Bugsy!
Battle!

Bugsy extends a pseudopod and taps James Paige from behind. James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 56/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Off Guard (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 218/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 70/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (3)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 37/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Mugsy!
Battle!

Mugsy transfers power to Slimesworth. Slimesworth gets an energy boost!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 156/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Off Guard (4) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 293/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 37/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1934/1934 MP: 126/868 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Off Guard (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 321/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 37/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

It's time for Slimesworth.
Battle!

Slimesworth extends its attack! Slimesworth pulls out a phone and places a call. Out of nowhere, a group of thuggish slimes appears and beats James Paige with clubs.

James Paige takes 71 damage! James Paige doesn't look so good!

James Paige	Status HP: 1863/1934 MP: 126/868 Str: 184 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 201/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 36/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 52/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Bugsy plunges a straw into James Paige and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige yawns.

James Paige	Status HP: 1863/1934 MP: 126/868 Str: 184 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 201/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 56/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (2)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 32/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy advances!
Battle!

Mugsy channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimesworth's body!

James Paige	Status HP: 1863/1934 MP: 226/868 Str: 184 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Off Guard (3) Roughed Up (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 201/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 30/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 32/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1805/1934 MP: 226/868 Str: 184 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1250/1250 MP: 229/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (5)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 30/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 32/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth! Go!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige. CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 332 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1473/1934 MP: 226/868 Str: 184 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 193/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 30/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 47/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Bugsy! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Bugsy tells James Paige an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over James Paige's mind.

James Paige	Status HP: 1473/1934 MP: 226/868 Str: 184 Agi: 250 Int: 163 Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 193/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞) Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Mugsy is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Mugsy conjures a shield onto Bugsy. Bugsy is covered with a metallic sheen.

James Paige	Status HP: 1473/1934 MP: 290/868 Str: 184 Agi: 250 Int: 163 Off Guard (2) Roughed Up (4) Stupefied (6)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 1200/1250 MP: 193/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 28/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 700/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a brick summoning spell!

Slimesworth takes 95 damage!

Slimesworth takes 112 damage!

Bugsy takes 85 damage!

Mugsy takes 143 damage!

Mugsy takes 137 damage!

Bugsy takes 90 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1415/1934 MP: 204/868 Str: 184 Agi: 250 Int: 163 Off Guard (1) Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 993/1250 MP: 221/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (4)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 220/500 MP: 28/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 525/700 MP: 13/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimesworth is our next attacker!
Battle!

Slimesworth disguises its attack! Slimesworth uses a disguised attack on James Paige.

James Paige takes 136 damage! Something happens to Slimesworth!

James Paige	Status HP: 1279/1934 MP: 204/868 Str: 184 Agi: 250 Int: 163 Off Guard (1) Roughed Up (3) Stupefied (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Slimesworth	Status HP: 943/1250 MP: 184/600 Str: 140 Agi: 140 Int: 140 Looking Sharp (3)
Sticky Gloves Dinner Plate Mail

Mugsy	Status HP: 220/500 MP: 28/400 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 100 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Angel Bracer

Bugsy	Status HP: 525/700 MP: 28/250 Str: 80 Agi: 125 Int: 75 Shield (6)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

How will Bugsy respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!