Battle #2357 (F): Sneak attack!

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #2357: Momoka, Slimebot TRICKSTER, Slimebot GOLEM vs Sir Goowain!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 50/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain goes first. Have at it!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 148 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 76/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 352/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Momoka prepares to attack!
Battle!

Momoka is gathering energy. Momoka gains 131 MP!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 207/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 352/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (8)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Slimebot TRICKSTER do next?
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 207/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 312/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM donates some slime to Slimebot TRICKSTER. Slimebot TRICKSTER is healed!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 207/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 437/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Sir Goowain!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 133 MP!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 233/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 437/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Momoka is ready to fight!
Battle!

Momoka vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 68 damage!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 191/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 437/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (7)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 56/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2182/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot TRICKSTER is up.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER plunges a straw into Sir Goowain and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 20 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER starts sapping Sir Goowain's MP!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 191/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 397/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 71/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2162/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Sapped (4) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Slimebot GOLEM is up.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Momoka is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 191/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131 Mirror Sheen (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 397/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2162/2250 MP: 214/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Sapped (4) Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Sir Goowain do next?
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 152 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 217/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131 Mirror Sheen (6)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 26/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2112/2250 MP: 143/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Momoka!
Battle!

Momoka deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 184 damage!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 121/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131 Mirror Sheen (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 245/500 MP: 41/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (6) Sapping (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 27/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1928/2250 MP: 143/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER hits Sir Goowain with the idiot stick.

Sir Goowain takes 35 damage! Sir Goowain loses a few brain cells!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 121/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131 Mirror Sheen (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 205/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 42/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1893/2250 MP: 143/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 119 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 112 MP!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 121/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131 Mirror Sheen (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 205/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 154/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1893/2250 MP: 166/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 119 Sapped (3) Stupefied (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 159 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 147/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131 Mirror Sheen (5)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 46/500 MP: 13/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 154/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1843/2250 MP: 95/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 119 Sapped (2) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Momoka is our next attacker!
Battle!

Momoka creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 403 damage!

Momoka	Status HP: 612/612 MP: 105/286 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131 Mirror Sheen (4)
Assassin's Dirk Coat of Grease

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 46/500 MP: 28/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5) Sapping (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 154/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1440/2250 MP: 95/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 119 Sapped (2) Stupefied (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!