Battle #2345 (F): concurrently sparsest Swede's

James Paige lands a blindingly fast attack on Surlaw!

Surlaw takes 203 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 418/1698 MP: 179/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Momoka	Status HP: 202/532 MP: 48/270 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 953/1582 MP: 121/701 Str: 156 Agi: 179 Int: 161 Power Aura (1) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 864/1526 MP: 192/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Here comes more James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige turns to stone! James Paige is surrounded by an angelic luster.

James Paige	Status HP: 418/1698 MP: 135/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Momoka	Status HP: 202/532 MP: 48/270 Str: 62 Agi: 131 Int: 131
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 953/1582 MP: 153/701 Str: 156 Agi: 179 Int: 161 Power Aura (1) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 864/1526 MP: 192/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Uncommon is just getting started!
Battle!

Uncommon extends its attack! Uncommon sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Momoka. A glow surrounds Uncommon.

James Paige	Status HP: 418/1698 MP: 135/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Momoka	Status HP: 202/532 MP: 78/270 Str: 82 Agi: 151 Int: 151 Power Aura (6)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 953/1582 MP: 114/701 Str: 160 Agi: 183 Int: 165 Power Aura (6) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 864/1526 MP: 192/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Momoka!
Battle!

Momoka enchants its attack! Momoka runs up and pokes Surlaw in the face.

Surlaw brushes off the attack and laughs!

James Paige	Status HP: 418/1698 MP: 135/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Momoka	Status HP: 202/532 MP: 56/270 Str: 82 Agi: 151 Int: 151 Power Aura (5)
Sticky Gloves Coat of Grease

Uncommon	Status HP: 953/1582 MP: 114/701 Str: 160 Agi: 183 Int: 165 Power Aura (6) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 864/1526 MP: 215/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

How will Surlaw respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Surlaw unleashes a charged attack!

Surlaw builds momentum and charges toward Momoka at full speed!!
CRITICAL HIT!

Momoka takes 251 damage! Momoka falls!

Uncommon takes 286 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 418/1698 MP: 235/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Nigh-Invulnerable (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 667/1582 MP: 114/701 Str: 160 Agi: 183 Int: 165 Power Aura (6) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 864/1526 MP: 165/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 418/1698 MP: 235/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 667/1582 MP: 147/701 Str: 160 Agi: 183 Int: 165 Power Aura (6) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 864/1526 MP: 165/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Uncommon draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Uncommon prepares to absorb life! Uncommon hardens its body and hammers James Paige with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 174 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 244/1698 MP: 235/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Off Guard (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 727/1582 MP: 5/701 Str: 164 Agi: 187 Int: 169 Power Aura (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 864/1526 MP: 188/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Surlaw advances!
Battle!

Surlaw charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 244/1698 MP: 335/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Off Guard (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 727/1582 MP: 5/701 Str: 164 Agi: 187 Int: 169 Power Aura (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 864/1526 MP: 188/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a mass brick summoning spell! CRITICAL HIT!

Surlaw takes 249 damage!

Surlaw takes 267 damage!

Uncommon takes 270 damage!

Surlaw takes 244 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 244/1698 MP: 249/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Off Guard (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 457/1582 MP: 38/701 Str: 164 Agi: 187 Int: 169 Power Aura (5) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 104/1526 MP: 188/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon prepares to absorb life! Uncommon deftly slips behind James Paige and stabs James Paige in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 195 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 49/1698 MP: 249/851 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 250 Off Guard (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Uncommon	Status HP: 525/1582 MP: 0/701 Str: 168 Agi: 191 Int: 173 Power Aura (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 104/1526 MP: 211/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

What will Surlaw do next?
Battle!

Surlaw unleashes a charged attack!

Surlaw laughs as it flings bricks!

James Paige takes 85 damage! James Paige limps off the battlefield!

Uncommon takes 70 damage!

Uncommon takes 86 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 369/1582 MP: 34/701 Str: 168 Agi: 191 Int: 173 Power Aura (4) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 104/1526 MP: 171/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Uncommon is ready to fight!
Battle!

Uncommon takes a bite out of crime -- I mean, Surlaw.

Surlaw takes 65 damage! Uncommon recovers some HP.

Uncommon	Status HP: 409/1582 MP: 0/701 Str: 172 Agi: 195 Int: 177 Power Aura (3) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 39/1526 MP: 194/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Surlaw is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Surlaw rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 49 damage! Uncommon feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 360/1582 MP: 0/701 Str: 172 Agi: 78 Int: 177 Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (2) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 39/1526 MP: 173/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

There's more to come from Surlaw!
Battle!

Surlaw hardens its body and smashes into Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 136 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 224/1582 MP: 35/701 Str: 172 Agi: 78 Int: 177 Power Aura (3) Paralyzed (2) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Surlaw	Status HP: 39/1526 MP: 107/437 Str: 156 Agi: 135 Int: 116
Sticky Gloves Knight's Helm

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon divides itself in two and rams into Surlaw from both sides!

Surlaw takes 63 damage! Surlaw submits!

Uncommon	Status HP: 224/1582 MP: 10/701 Str: 176 Agi: 82 Int: 181 Power Aura (2) Paralyzed (1) Getting Strong Now (∞)
Assassin's Dirk Training Belt

Uncommon's team wins the battle!
Momoka wins 1198 Slimebucks!
Uncommon wins 550 Slimebucks!