Battle #2338 (F): Greased Stabbing

Slimebot GOLEM conjures a shield onto slimeself. Slimebot GOLEM is covered with a metallic sheen.

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 64/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞) Shield (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1289/2250 MP: 126/500 Str: 145 Agi: 180 Int: 203 Malaise (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM takes 29 damage! Slimebot GOLEM bleeds slime!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 471/500 MP: 83/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (2) Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (5) Shield (6)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1264/2250 MP: 59/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 203
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot GOLEM!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM performs a mystical incantation. Slimebot GOLEM is surrounded by an ethereal glow.

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 431/500 MP: 39/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (4) Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1264/2250 MP: 99/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 203
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 78 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 353/500 MP: 58/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (1) Supercharged (∞) Slime Loss (4) Mirror Sheen (6) Shield (5)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1214/2250 MP: 40/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 203
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM advances!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM channels the power of pointiness. Spikes cover Slimebot GOLEM's body!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 313/500 MP: 32/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Looking Sharp (5) Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1214/2250 MP: 80/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 203
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot GOLEM!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 115 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 198/500 MP: 47/250 Str: 50 Agi: 75 Int: 75 Supercharged (∞) Looking Sharp (5) Slime Loss (3) Mirror Sheen (5) Shield (4)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1164/2250 MP: 21/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 203
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot GOLEM is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM sings a rousing battle song. A glow surrounds Slimebot GOLEM.

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 158/500 MP: 14/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞) Looking Sharp (4) Slime Loss (2) Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1164/2250 MP: 61/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 203
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 203 MP!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 158/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (5) Supercharged (∞) Looking Sharp (4) Slime Loss (2) Mirror Sheen (4) Shield (3)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1164/2250 MP: 269/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 203
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Slimebot GOLEM.
Battle!

Slimebot GOLEM is gathering energy. Slimebot GOLEM gains 142 MP!

Slimebot GOLEM	Status HP: 118/500 MP: 175/250 Str: 70 Agi: 95 Int: 95 Power Aura (4) Supercharged (∞) Looking Sharp (3) Slime Loss (1) Mirror Sheen (3) Shield (2)
Charge Rod Onion Ring Mail

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1164/2250 MP: 309/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 203
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot GOLEM at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot GOLEM takes 292 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack! Slimebot GOLEM is defeated!

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1114/2250 MP: 250/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 203
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain wins the battle!
Sir Goowain wins 170 Slimebucks!