Battle #2330 (F): JamPai vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2330: James Paige vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1672/1672 MP: 50/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is first to attack. Let it begin!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1672/1672 MP: 100/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 63 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1609/1672 MP: 200/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Slime Loss (5)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 193 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 183 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 198 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1569/1672 MP: 114/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1676/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 281 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1288/1672 MP: 214/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Slime Loss (4)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1626/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1248/1672 MP: 214/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1626/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1248/1672 MP: 314/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1626/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 196 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 159 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 146 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 188 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 178 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1208/1672 MP: 228/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Slime Loss (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 759/2250 MP: 298/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is our next attacker!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 314 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 894/1672 MP: 328/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Slime Loss (2)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 709/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige charges an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 854/1672 MP: 328/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Slime Loss (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 709/2250 MP: 280/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 99 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 755/1672 MP: 428/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251 Slime Loss (1)
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 659/2250 MP: 221/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a charged attack!

James Paige casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 184 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 157 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 183 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 146 damage! That's it for Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 715/1672 MP: 342/837 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 288 Slimebucks!