Battle #2312 (F): JamPai vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2312: James Paige vs Sludgehammer?

James Paige	Status HP: 1619/1619 MP: 50/806 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige gets the jump. Show us a clean fight!

James Paige nullifies its attack! James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Sludgehammer.

Sludgehammer takes 303 damage! Sludgehammer drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1619/1619 MP: 18/806 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 597/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Off Guard (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 287 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1332/1619 MP: 118/806 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 597/900 MP: 5/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Off Guard (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige nullifies its attack! James Paige shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Sludgehammer in the forehead!

Sludgehammer takes 299 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1332/1619 MP: 53/806 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 298/900 MP: 25/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100 Off Guard (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1332/1619 MP: 153/806 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 298/900 MP: 125/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige finds Sludgehammer worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 793 damage! Sludgehammer cries out in defeat!

James Paige	Status HP: 1332/1619 MP: 33/806 Str: 230 Agi: 250 Int: 251
Charge Converter Dope Bling

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 216 Slimebucks!