Battle #2309 (F): Mini Battle Pepsi Edition

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2309: James Paige vs Pepsi Ranger!

James Paige	Status HP: 150/150 MP: 50/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 450/450 MP: 50/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

James Paige goes first. Let it begin!

James Paige runs up and pokes Pepsi Ranger in the face.

Pepsi Ranger takes 10 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 150/150 MP: 47/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 440/450 MP: 50/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

Next up is Pepsi Ranger.
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige takes 13 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 137/150 MP: 65/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 440/450 MP: 45/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige delivers a quick one-two to Pepsi Ranger.

Pepsi Ranger takes 39 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 137/150 MP: 45/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 401/450 MP: 50/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

Pepsi Ranger! Go!
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige takes 14 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 123/150 MP: 63/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 401/450 MP: 45/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige jabs Pepsi Ranger with a straw.

Pepsi Ranger takes 32 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 123/150 MP: 43/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 369/450 MP: 50/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

Watch out! Pepsi Ranger is up.
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige takes 14 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 109/150 MP: 61/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 369/450 MP: 45/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Pepsi Ranger in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Pepsi Ranger takes 98 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 109/150 MP: 49/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 271/450 MP: 50/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

Pepsi Ranger prepares to attack!
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger bounds forward and tackles James Paige! FUMBLE!

James Paige simply laughs at the attempt!

James Paige	Status HP: 109/150 MP: 67/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 271/450 MP: 45/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into Pepsi Ranger!

Pepsi Ranger takes 38 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 109/150 MP: 52/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 233/450 MP: 50/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

Pepsi Ranger is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger leaps high into the air and lands on James Paige!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 23 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 86/150 MP: 67/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 233/450 MP: 45/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige delivers a quick one-two to Pepsi Ranger.

Pepsi Ranger takes 35 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 86/150 MP: 47/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 198/450 MP: 50/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

Pepsi Ranger draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige takes 13 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 73/150 MP: 65/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 198/450 MP: 45/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige delivers a quick one-two to Pepsi Ranger.

Pepsi Ranger takes 35 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 73/150 MP: 45/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 163/450 MP: 50/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

Pepsi Ranger draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige takes 12 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 61/150 MP: 63/67 Str: 45 Agi: 45 Int: 45
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Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 163/450 MP: 45/50 Str: 54 Agi: 33 Int: 30

James Paige! Go!
Battle!