Battle #2279 (F): JamPai vs JudSli

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2279: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold?

James Paige	Status HP: 1594/1594 MP: 50/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

First attacker is Judge Slimehold. Show us a clean fight!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1594/1594 MP: 100/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 75 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1594/1594 MP: 106/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 924/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige has another attack ready!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 116 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1594/1594 MP: 40/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 808/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 50 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1544/1594 MP: 90/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 808/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 111 damage! Judge Slimehold drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1504/1594 MP: 24/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 697/999 MP: 406/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Off Guard (2) Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 289 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1215/1594 MP: 74/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 697/999 MP: 351/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Off Guard (1) Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige fires a wave of psychic energy at Judge Slimehold's brain! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 208 damage! Judge Slimehold looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 1175/1594 MP: 18/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 489/999 MP: 349/510 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Off Guard (1) Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 144 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1031/1594 MP: 68/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 489/999 MP: 294/510 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 93 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 991/1594 MP: 24/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (1)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 396/999 MP: 345/510 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (5)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Go!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 144 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 847/1594 MP: 69/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (1)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 396/999 MP: 290/510 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige fires a bolt of psychic energy directly into Judge Slimehold's brain!

Judge Slimehold takes 108 damage! Judge Slimehold looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 807/1594 MP: 13/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 288/999 MP: 297/433 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 50 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 757/1594 MP: 58/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 288/999 MP: 235/433 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks Judge Slimehold in the forehead!

Judge Slimehold takes 113 damage! Judge Slimehold loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 717/1594 MP: 6/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 175/999 MP: 280/433 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 229 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is just getting started!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 289 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 428/1594 MP: 51/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 175/999 MP: 225/433 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 229 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!