Battle #2275 (F): JamPai vs Slu

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #2275: James Paige vs Sludgehammer!

James Paige	Status HP: 1594/1594 MP: 50/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige goes first. Combatants ready? Then fight!

James Paige prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1594/1594 MP: 70/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 70/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is just getting started!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1594/1594 MP: 120/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on James Paige for the next attack!
Battle!

James Paige fires a wave of psychic energy at Sludgehammer's brain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 309 damage! Sludgehammer looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 1594/1594 MP: 64/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 591/900 MP: 164/283 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 292 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1302/1594 MP: 109/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 591/900 MP: 99/283 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige fires a bolt of psychic energy directly into Sludgehammer's brain!

Sludgehammer takes 212 damage! Sludgehammer looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 1302/1594 MP: 53/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 379/900 MP: 104/240 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer! Go!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 292 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1010/1594 MP: 98/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 379/900 MP: 39/240 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige fires a bolt of psychic energy directly into Sludgehammer's brain! FUMBLE!

Sludgehammer takes 50 damage! Sludgehammer looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 1010/1594 MP: 42/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 329/900 MP: 53/204 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

How will Sludgehammer respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1010/1594 MP: 87/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 329/900 MP: 153/204 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige fires a wave of psychic energy at Sludgehammer's brain! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 397 damage! Sludgehammer cries out in defeat!

James Paige	Status HP: 1010/1594 MP: 31/792 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 211 Slimebucks!