Battle #2269 (F): JamPai vs JudSli

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2269: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold?

James Paige	Status HP: 1566/1566 MP: 50/778 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Priority goes to Judge Slimehold. Show us a clean fight!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1566/1566 MP: 100/778 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 48 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1566/1566 MP: 106/778 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 951/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige isn't done yet!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 45 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1566/1566 MP: 62/778 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (4)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is our next attacker!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 50 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1516/1566 MP: 112/778 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige distracts Judge Slimehold and swipes its Slimehold Gavel!

James Paige	Status HP: 1476/1566 MP: 12/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 300/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (3)
Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold prepares to attack!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 131 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1345/1566 MP: 62/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 235/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Robe of Justice

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige fires a wave of psychic energy at Judge Slimehold's brain! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 199 damage! Judge Slimehold looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 1305/1566 MP: 16/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 707/999 MP: 250/255 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 131 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1174/1566 MP: 61/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 707/999 MP: 185/255 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1)
Robe of Justice

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige fires a wave of psychic energy at Judge Slimehold's brain! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 183 damage! Judge Slimehold looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 1134/1566 MP: 15/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 524/999 MP: 208/216 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1)
Robe of Justice

Brace yourselves for Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 131 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1003/1566 MP: 15/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 524/999 MP: 194/216 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

Here comes more Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold passes sentence on James Paige.

James Paige takes 279 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 724/1566 MP: 60/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 524/999 MP: 44/216 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 55 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 684/1566 MP: 71/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 469/999 MP: 44/216 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Robe of Justice

James Paige gets a double turn!
Battle!

James Paige fires a wave of psychic energy at Judge Slimehold's brain! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 227 damage! Judge Slimehold looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 684/1566 MP: 25/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 242/999 MP: 88/183 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (2)
Robe of Justice

How will Judge Slimehold respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 46 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 638/1566 MP: 70/1556 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 242/999 MP: 16/183 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Shield (∞) Paralyzed (1)
Robe of Justice

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!