Battle #2267 (F): Unc, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Now is the time! Prepare yourselves for battle #2267: Uncommon, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 50/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 65 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 80/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 435/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon prepares to attack!
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 150 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 230/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 435/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER jabs Sir Goowain with a straw.

Sir Goowain takes 21 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 230/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 395/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2229/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 162 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 260/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 233/500 MP: 45/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2179/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will Uncommon do next?
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 199 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 164/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 233/500 MP: 60/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1980/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Slimebot TRICKSTER.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER coughs and spits a ball of toxic goo onto Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 164/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 193/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1980/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (20)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 194/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 193/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1970/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon advances!
Battle!

Uncommon vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 92 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 152/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 193/500 MP: 48/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1878/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Diseased (19)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER fires a strange ray at Sir Goowain. Sir Goowain looks distinctly smaller.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 182/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 153/500 MP: 18/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1878/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Diseased (19) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Uncommon creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 401 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 35/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 153/500 MP: 18/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1477/2250 MP: 287/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Diseased (19) Shrunk (4)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Slimebot TRICKSTER!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 95 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 35/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 58/500 MP: 33/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (2)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1417/2250 MP: 228/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Diseased (18) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER is gathering energy. Slimebot TRICKSTER gains 75 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 65/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 18/500 MP: 108/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1417/2250 MP: 228/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Diseased (18) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon! Go!
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 150 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 215/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 18/500 MP: 108/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (1)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1417/2250 MP: 258/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Diseased (18) Shrunk (3)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain busts a move, doing a crazy dance and repeatedly slamming Slimebot TRICKSTER! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 127 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER cries out in defeat!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 245/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1407/2250 MP: 248/500 Str: 112 Agi: 135 Int: 153 Diseased (17) Shrunk (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Uncommon for the next attack!
Battle!