Battle #2262 (F): Unc, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sir Goowain and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 128 damage! Sir Goowain feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 891/1535 MP: 221/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Slime Loss (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1203/2250 MP: 48/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (1) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

There's more to come from Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 264 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 851/1535 MP: 125/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 939/2250 MP: 74/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 133 Stupefied (1) Off Guard (1) Paralyzed (4) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Uncommon!

Uncommon takes 89 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 762/1535 MP: 155/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Slime Loss (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 879/2250 MP: 15/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Uncommon for the next attack!
Battle!

Uncommon vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 82 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 722/1535 MP: 113/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 797/2250 MP: 55/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (3) Diseased (25)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 204 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 722/1535 MP: 143/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 787/2250 MP: 264/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon creeps up behind Sir Goowain and garrotes it! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 543 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 722/1535 MP: 101/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 244/2250 MP: 304/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (2) Diseased (24)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Watch out! Sir Goowain is up.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Uncommon!

Uncommon takes 114 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 608/1535 MP: 131/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 184/2250 MP: 245/500 Str: 150 Agi: 72 Int: 204 Paralyzed (1) Diseased (23)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon is our next attacker!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 198 damage! Sir Goowain limps off the battlefield!

Uncommon	Status HP: 608/1535 MP: 35/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon's team wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 101 Slimebucks!
Slimebot TRICKSTER wins 164 Slimebucks!