Battle #2262 (F): Unc, SliTRI vs SirGoo

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #2262: Uncommon, Slimebot TRICKSTER vs Sir Goowain!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 50/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 500/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First up is Sir Goowain. Ready? Fight!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Slimebot TRICKSTER.

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 60 damage! Slimebot TRICKSTER bleeds slime!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 80/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 50/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 150 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 230/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 440/500 MP: 65/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (5)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER steps forward.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER tells Sir Goowain an incredibly stupid joke. A cloud falls over Sir Goowain's mind.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 230/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (6)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Go!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 133 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 260/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 31/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 77 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 73 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 66 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 178/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 400/500 MP: 46/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (4)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2034/2250 MP: 188/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, Slimebot TRICKSTER!
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER spews toxic goo all over Sir Goowain! Sir Goowain becomes violently ill!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 178/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 360/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2034/2250 MP: 214/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (5) Diseased (30)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Slimebot TRICKSTER at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Slimebot TRICKSTER takes 351 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 208/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 9/500 MP: 19/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1974/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon steps forward.
Battle!

Uncommon casts a brick summoning spell!

Sir Goowain takes 62 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 63 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 71 damage!

Sir Goowain takes 71 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 126/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Slimebot TRICKSTER	Status HP: 9/500 MP: 34/250 Str: 50 Agi: 120 Int: 75 Slime Loss (3)
Idiot Stick Coat of Grease

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1707/2250 MP: 155/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Slimebot TRICKSTER extends a pseudopod and taps Sir Goowain from behind. Sir Goowain drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 126/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1707/2250 MP: 181/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (4) Off Guard (4) Diseased (29)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Slimebot TRICKSTER surrenders! Sir Goowain prepares to attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Uncommon.

Uncommon takes 67 damage! Uncommon bleeds slime!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1468/1535 MP: 156/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Slime Loss (5)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1697/2250 MP: 114/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (3) Off Guard (3) Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sir Goowain and stabs Sir Goowain in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 246 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1428/1535 MP: 60/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1451/2250 MP: 140/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (3) Off Guard (3) Diseased (28)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is just getting started!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into Uncommon!

Uncommon takes 126 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1302/1535 MP: 90/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Slime Loss (4)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1391/2250 MP: 81/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (2) Off Guard (2) Diseased (27)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Uncommon.
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 150 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1262/1535 MP: 240/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1391/2250 MP: 107/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (2) Off Guard (2) Diseased (27)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into Uncommon at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 331 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

Uncommon	Status HP: 931/1535 MP: 270/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Slime Loss (3)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1331/2250 MP: 48/500 Str: 150 Agi: 180 Int: 133 Stupefied (1) Off Guard (1) Diseased (26)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Uncommon is ready to fight!
Battle!