Battle #2261 (F): Unc vs Slu

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2261: Uncommon vs Sludgehammer?

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 50/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 50/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

First up is Sludgehammer. Ready? Fight!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 80/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 900/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 195 Int: 100
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Uncommon plants a lightning rod into Sludgehammer and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 153 damage! Sludgehammer feels all tingly!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 31/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 747/900 MP: 170/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon is ready to go again!
Battle!

Uncommon is gathering energy. Uncommon gains 150 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1535/1535 MP: 181/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 747/900 MP: 190/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer advances!
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 510 damage! Uncommon drops its guard!

Uncommon	Status HP: 1025/1535 MP: 211/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Off Guard (2)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 747/900 MP: 108/333 Str: 200 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Uncommon! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Uncommon enchants its attack! Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 311 damage! Sludgehammer becomes ill.

Uncommon	Status HP: 1025/1535 MP: 85/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 436/900 MP: 128/333 Str: 190 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (3) Malaise (3)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Sludgehammer draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Sludgehammer maximizes its attack! Sludgehammer hardens its body and hammers Uncommon with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Uncommon takes 593 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 432/1535 MP: 115/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150 Off Guard (1)
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 411/900 MP: 46/333 Str: 190 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Malaise (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

From the shadows, Uncommon!
Battle!

Uncommon deftly slips behind Sludgehammer and stabs Sludgehammer in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 375 damage!

Uncommon	Status HP: 432/1535 MP: 19/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 36/900 MP: 66/333 Str: 190 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (2) Malaise (2)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

Brace yourselves for Sludgehammer!
Battle!

Sludgehammer is gathering energy. Sludgehammer gains 100 MP!

Uncommon	Status HP: 432/1535 MP: 49/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Sludgehammer	Status HP: 11/900 MP: 166/333 Str: 190 Agi: 78 Int: 100 Paralyzed (1) Malaise (1)
Vengeance Sword Coat of Grease

All eyes are on Uncommon for the next attack!
Battle!

Uncommon leaps high into the air and lands on Sludgehammer!! CRITICAL HIT!

Sludgehammer takes 46 damage! Sludgehammer has been eliminated!

Uncommon	Status HP: 432/1535 MP: 40/677 Str: 145 Agi: 170 Int: 150
Assassin's Dirk Power Belt

Uncommon wins the battle!
Uncommon wins 108 Slimebucks!