Battle #2251 (F): JamPai vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2251: James Paige vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1560/1560 MP: 50/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

First strike goes to James Paige. Have at it!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1560/1560 MP: 100/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will Sir Goowain respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 61 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1499/1560 MP: 150/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (5)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 198 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 340 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1459/1560 MP: 0/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1712/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 106 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1353/1560 MP: 50/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1662/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige prepares to counter an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1313/1560 MP: 20/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1662/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1313/1560 MP: 70/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1662/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 251 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1273/1560 MP: 321/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1662/2250 MP: 298/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 218 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1055/1560 MP: 366/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (2)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1662/2250 MP: 212/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 191 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1081/1560 MP: 222/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 225 Slime Loss (1)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1471/2250 MP: 253/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 150 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 931/1560 MP: 262/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 202 Slime Loss (1)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1471/2250 MP: 167/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 891/1560 MP: 262/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 202
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1471/2250 MP: 208/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige. FUMBLE!

Sir Goowain grimaces. The attack did nothing!

James Paige	Status HP: 891/1560 MP: 302/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 202
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1471/2250 MP: 141/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige hardens its body and smashes into Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 144 damage!

James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 245 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 891/1560 MP: 113/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 202
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1082/2250 MP: 182/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain advances!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 144 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 747/1560 MP: 153/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 202 Slime Loss (8)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1082/2250 MP: 115/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!