Battle #2247 (F): JamPai vs JudSli

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2247: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold!

James Paige	Status HP: 1560/1560 MP: 50/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

First attacker is Judge Slimehold. Come out fighting!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1560/1560 MP: 100/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 44 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1560/1560 MP: 106/775 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

A followup attack is next from James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige distracts Judge Slimehold and swipes its Slimehold Gavel!

James Paige	Status HP: 1560/1560 MP: 6/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 300/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

It's time for Judge Slimehold.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 46 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1514/1560 MP: 56/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (4)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 955/999 MP: 228/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 119 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1474/1560 MP: 22/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 836/999 MP: 279/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (5) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 32 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1442/1560 MP: 72/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 836/999 MP: 214/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1402/1560 MP: 82/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 836/999 MP: 265/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes itself into a hammer and pounds James Paige into the ground!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 262 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1140/1560 MP: 132/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 836/999 MP: 200/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige rushes forward and stabs Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 27 damage!

James Paige vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes Judge Slimehold in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 65 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1100/1560 MP: 97/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 744/999 MP: 251/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Go!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 131 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 969/1560 MP: 147/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 744/999 MP: 186/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

James Paige! Show us your moves!
Battle!

James Paige rushes forward and stabs Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 22 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 929/1560 MP: 125/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 722/999 MP: 237/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

From the shadows, Judge Slimehold!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 138 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 791/1560 MP: 175/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (7)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 722/999 MP: 165/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 49 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 751/1560 MP: 141/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (6)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 673/999 MP: 216/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Go!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 131 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 620/1560 MP: 191/1550 Str: 220 Agi: 240 Int: 251 Slime Loss (6)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 673/999 MP: 151/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!