Battle #2227 (F): 4-on-1 3000 Stat Buy - Coalition of the Willing

The gauntlet has been thrown and the slimes are assembled for battle #2227: James Paige vs Pepsi Ranger, camdog, FnrrfYgmSchnish, Machu!

James Paige	Status HP: 1330/1330 MP: 50/300 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 110
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 1000/1000 MP: 50/505 Str: 146 Agi: 80 Int: 100
Slimesword Atlas Armband

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 51/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 50/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

First strike goes to Machu. Come out fighting!

Machu enchants its attack! Machu runs up and pokes James Paige in the face.

James Paige bounces away, unharmed.

James Paige	Status HP: 1330/1330 MP: 72/300 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 110
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 1000/1000 MP: 50/505 Str: 146 Agi: 80 Int: 100
Slimesword Atlas Armband

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 37/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 50/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige delays an attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1330/1330 MP: 72/300 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 110
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 1000/1000 MP: 50/505 Str: 146 Agi: 80 Int: 100
Slimesword Atlas Armband

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 37/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 70/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

How will FnrrfYgmSchnish respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

FnrrfYgmSchnish shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige takes 49 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1330 MP: 72/300 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 110
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

camdog	Status HP: 1000/1000 MP: 70/505 Str: 146 Agi: 80 Int: 100
Slimesword Atlas Armband

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 37/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 55/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

camdog steps forward.
Battle!

Machu sucker-punches the idling camdog!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1330 MP: 72/300 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 110
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 37/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 55/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

Pepsi Ranger steps forward.
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

Pepsi Ranger grimaces. The attack did nothing!

James Paige	Status HP: 1281/1330 MP: 72/300 Str: 125 Agi: 110 Int: 110
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 45/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 45/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 55/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

Machu is our next attacker!
Battle!

Machu enchants its attack! Machu vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes James Paige in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 107 damage! James Paige becomes violently ill!

James Paige	Status HP: 1174/1330 MP: 94/300 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 110 Diseased (3)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 23/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 45/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 55/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige unleashes a delayed attack!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 160 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1164/1330 MP: 246/300 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 160 Meditation (10) Diseased (2)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 23/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 45/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 75/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

FnrrfYgmSchnish is just getting started!
Battle!

FnrrfYgmSchnish shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige takes 42 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1122/1330 MP: 246/300 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 160 Meditation (10) Diseased (2)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 23/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 60/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

Pepsi Ranger! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

Pepsi Ranger grimaces. The attack did nothing!

James Paige	Status HP: 1122/1330 MP: 246/300 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 160 Meditation (10) Diseased (2)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 31/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 45/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 60/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

Machu prepares to attack!
Battle!

Machu vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes James Paige in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 97 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1025/1330 MP: 278/300 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 160 Meditation (10) Diseased (2)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2207/2207 MP: 19/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 45/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 60/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige tears a structurally superfluous hole out of Machu.

Machu takes 43 damage! Machu bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1015/1330 MP: 220/300 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 160 Meditation (9) Diseased (1)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2164/2207 MP: 19/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40 Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 45/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 80/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

FnrrfYgmSchnish steps forward.
Battle!

FnrrfYgmSchnish shuffles back and forth, then suddenly slams into James Paige!

James Paige takes 34 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 981/1330 MP: 220/300 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 160 Meditation (9) Diseased (1)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2164/2207 MP: 19/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40 Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 50/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 65/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

Next up is Pepsi Ranger.
Battle!

Pepsi Ranger bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige bounces away, unharmed.

James Paige	Status HP: 981/1330 MP: 220/300 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 160 Meditation (9) Diseased (1)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2164/2207 MP: 27/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40 Slime Loss (4)
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 45/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 65/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

Machu! Go!
Battle!

Machu vanishes from sight, then suddenly pokes James Paige in the back! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 90 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 891/1330 MP: 252/300 Str: 120 Agi: 110 Int: 160 Meditation (9) Diseased (1)
Sticky Gloves Power Belt

Machu	Status HP: 2124/2207 MP: 15/80 Str: 70 Agi: 140 Int: 40 Slime Loss (3)
Three-Leafed Clover Dope Bling

Pepsi Ranger	Status HP: 400/400 MP: 45/50 Str: 90 Agi: 30 Int: 30

FnrrfYgmSchnish	Status HP: 788/788 MP: 65/255 Str: 127 Agi: 101 Int: 100
Pillowhat

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!