Battle #2214 (F): JamPai vs SirGoo

The lines have been drawn, the teams are assembled! Behold, battle #2214: James Paige vs Sir Goowain!

James Paige	Status HP: 1542/1542 MP: 50/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 50/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige gets the jump. Have at it!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 241 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1542/1542 MP: 339/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 91/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

All eyes are on Sir Goowain for the next attack!
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 48 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1494/1542 MP: 387/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (5)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 2250/2250 MP: 24/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is our next attacker!
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 376 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1454/1542 MP: 321/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1874/2250 MP: 65/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 379 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1075/1542 MP: 369/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (4)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1824/2250 MP: 6/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige finds Sir Goowain worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 533 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1221/1542 MP: 225/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1291/2250 MP: 47/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain is gathering energy. Sir Goowain gains 205 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1221/1542 MP: 273/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (3)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1291/2250 MP: 257/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 167 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1239/1542 MP: 129/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (2)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1124/2250 MP: 298/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain springs high into the air, then crashdives into James Paige!

James Paige takes 133 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 1106/1542 MP: 177/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (2)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 1074/2250 MP: 239/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige hardens its body and hammers Sir Goowain with a forceful blow! CRITICAL HIT!

Sir Goowain takes 362 damage! Sir Goowain drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 1066/1542 MP: 111/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (1)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 712/2250 MP: 280/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (2)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain steps forward.
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 338 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 728/1542 MP: 159/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (1)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 662/2250 MP: 221/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige passes sentence on Sir Goowain.

Sir Goowain takes 259 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 778/1542 MP: 15/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 403/2250 MP: 262/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205 Off Guard (1)
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Next up is Sir Goowain.
Battle!

Sir Goowain extends its attack! Sir Goowain grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 195 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 583/1542 MP: 63/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (8)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 403/2250 MP: 195/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 241 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 543/1542 MP: 304/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (7)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 403/2250 MP: 236/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

Sir Goowain is looking dangerous!
Battle!

Sir Goowain ensures its attack! Sir Goowain launches into the sky, then dives into James Paige at terminal velocity!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 326 damage! Sir Goowain is slammed by the force of its own attack!

James Paige	Status HP: 217/1542 MP: 352/765 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (7)
Sticky Gloves Dope Bling

Sir Goowain	Status HP: 353/2250 MP: 177/500 Str: 155 Agi: 180 Int: 205
Victory Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!