Battle #2201 (F): JamPai, JamClo vs JudSli

Are you ready? Can you possibly be prepared for battle #2201: James Paige vs Judge Slimehold?

James Paige	Status HP: 1539/1539 MP: 50/763 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 50/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is first to attack. Show us a clean fight!

Judge Slimehold is gathering energy. Judge Slimehold gains 255 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1539/1539 MP: 98/763 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 999/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 255 Int: 255 Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 47 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1539/1539 MP: 102/763 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 952/999 MP: 366/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige, go again!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Judge Slimehold.

Judge Slimehold takes 46 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1539/1539 MP: 58/763 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 417/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold tears a structurally superfluous hole out of James Paige.

James Paige takes 50 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 1489/1539 MP: 106/763 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (4)
Thief's Glove Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 355/600 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Slimehold Gavel Robe of Justice

James Paige is prepared to do what it takes!
Battle!

James Paige distracts Judge Slimehold and swipes its Slimehold Gavel!

James Paige	Status HP: 1449/1539 MP: 6/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 241 Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 300/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

How will Judge Slimehold respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 132 damage! James Paige loses a few brain cells!

James Paige	Status HP: 1317/1539 MP: 49/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 216 Slime Loss (3)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 235/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige is gathering energy. James Paige gains 216 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 1277/1539 MP: 275/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 216 Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 286/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (2) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold is ready to fight!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead! FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 33 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1244/1539 MP: 318/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 216 Slime Loss (2)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 906/999 MP: 221/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (1) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into Judge Slimehold and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 106 damage! Judge Slimehold feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 1204/1539 MP: 284/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 216 Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 800/999 MP: 272/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (5) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

What will Judge Slimehold do next?
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold shapes a pseudopod into a hammer and whacks James Paige in the forehead!

James Paige takes 132 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 1072/1539 MP: 327/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 216 Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 800/999 MP: 207/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

It's time for James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige looks extremely uncomfortable. James Paige divides itself into two!

James Paige	Status HP: 496/1539 MP: 162/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 216
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 536/769 MP: 97/763 Str: 110 Agi: 117 Int: 108 Slime Loss (1)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 800/999 MP: 207/300 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

James Clone is just getting started!
Battle!

James Clone fires a bolt of psychic energy directly into Judge Slimehold's brain!

Judge Slimehold takes 94 damage! Judge Slimehold looks drained!

James Paige	Status HP: 496/1539 MP: 162/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 216
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 496/769 MP: 51/763 Str: 110 Agi: 117 Int: 108
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 706/999 MP: 226/255 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (4) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

Judge Slimehold! Go!
Battle!

Judge Slimehold maximizes its attack! Judge Slimehold grievously wounds James Paige! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 138 damage! James Paige bleeds slime!

James Paige	Status HP: 358/1539 MP: 205/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 216 Slime Loss (7)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 496/769 MP: 51/763 Str: 110 Agi: 117 Int: 108
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 706/999 MP: 154/255 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige prepares to absorb life! James Paige finds Judge Slimehold worthy of death! CRITICAL HIT!

Judge Slimehold takes 347 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 439/1539 MP: 71/1526 Str: 220 Agi: 235 Int: 216 Slime Loss (6)
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

James Clone	Status HP: 496/769 MP: 72/763 Str: 110 Agi: 117 Int: 108
Slimehold Gavel Dope Bling

Judge Slimehold	Status HP: 359/999 MP: 154/255 Str: 255 Agi: 102 Int: 255 Paralyzed (3) Shield (∞)
Robe of Justice

James Clone is our next attacker!
Battle!